Yay! May you live in interesting times

[Free]

May your favorite streaming service start running unskippable, 8 minute long ads at random times during all your most watched programs.

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

May your burger patty squeeze its way out of the bun prematurely.

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

May your next addition to this thread be inspired by something that actually happened to you.

 

[Isabeau]

May you tap in 30 minutes on your microwave instead of 3 minutes next time you make popcorn late at night.

 

[Soen Eber]

May you tap in 30 minutes on your microwave instead of 3 minutes next time you make popcorn late at night.

The smell ... the smell *faints*

 

[Soen Eber]

May you spend the next 30 minutes of your life trying to find a definition for a word, say "Apostolicism" as an example, which does not contain circular self-references.

 

[Essence Lumin]

May you tap in 30 minutes on your microwave instead of 3 minutes next time you make popcorn late at night.

Have you done this On my microwave it is a single button tap of the 3 button. For 30 I have to hit time, 3 0 start.

 

[Isabeau]

Have you done this On my microwave it is a single button tap of the 3 button. For 30 I have to hit time, 3 0 start.

(Well, not all microwaves work the same, but personally, I never use the preset times. I’m the decider! On mine, I don’t have to press time before punching in numbers.)

 

[Isabeau]

May your microwave force you to press “Time” before you punch in the time amounts.

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Mine has this 30 second button that adds 30 seconds per press.

 

[Knutz Scorpio]

May you tap in 30 minutes on your microwave instead of 3 minutes next time you make popcorn late at night.

And there are witness. "He ruined the office microwave, AND the break room!"

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

May you live in a world where absolutely everyone around you is an asshole. Except yourself, of course.

 

[Soen Eber]

May your burger patty squeeze its way out of the bun prematurely.

Stop eating at Burger King

 

[Free]

May you live in a world where absolutely everyone around you is an asshole. Except yourself, of course.

Not. Possible.

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

May your Pokémon Go auto team selection be particularly useless.

 

[Free]

May your dinner be made from an AI-generated recipe.

 

[GoblinCampFollower]

May your company think you can be replaced by AI only to constantly ask you dumb questions about why the AI isn't doing it right.

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

May you abruptly need to use the toilet just as the oven timer sounds.

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

May that off brand broth turn out to be no salt added.

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

May you have a three minute panic over your missing wallet you put on your desk on the wrong side.