Yay! May you live in interesting times

[Soen Eber]

May your druggest page your Viagra order to the entire store.

 

[Beebo Brink]

May all your pets be smarter than you.

 

[Free]

May all your pets make more money than you.

 

[Essence Lumin]

May the bird of paradise fly up your nose.

 

[Amelia Freund]

May the paper tray always be empty when you need to photocopy one simple page.

 

[danielravennest]

May all your pets make more money than you.