Yay! May you live in interesting times

[Soen Eber]

May your druggest page your Viagra order to the entire store.

 

[Beebo Brink]

May all your pets be smarter than you.

 

[Free]

May all your pets make more money than you.

 

[Essence Lumin]

May the bird of paradise fly up your nose.

 

[Amelia Freund]

May the paper tray always be empty when you need to photocopy one simple page.

 

[danielravennest]

May all your pets make more money than you.

 

[Free]

May the wind from a horrible CAT 5 hurricane always be at your back.

 

[Jopsy Pendragon]

May your apps always begin a long mandatory update the moment you try to use them.

(Looking at you Steam... /evileyes)

 

[Soen Eber]

May your apps all be from Microsoft and Google.

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Пусть все ваши «приложения» будут от «MicroSoft» и «Google».

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

可能您的“应用”全部来自“ MicroSoft”和“ Google”

 

[Clara D.]

May your apps all be from Microsoft and Google.

As long as they're not from Apple . . .

 

[Clara D.]

May your butter always be harder than your toast.

 

[Clara D.]

May your keys never be where you're sure you left them.

 

[Amelia Freund]

May red wine leap out of the glass onto your white pants.

 

[Amelia Freund]

May your uber driver eat lots of garlic before their shift.

 

[Beebo Brink]

May the wind from a horrible CAT 5 hurricane always be at your back.

Are there any Cat 5 hurricanes that aren't horrible?

 

[Free]

Are there any Cat 5 hurricanes that aren't horrible?

Virtual ones.


May your shoes always untie just as you start on a walk.

 

[Clara D.]

May your slice of pie never come out of the dish in one piece.

 

[Sid]

May you always remember Donald Trump when you put out your garbage.