#JAILTOTHECHIEF- Shit Just Got Real

[Jopsy Pendragon]

He's taller, wider

I'm 6' and 290. And no-where near as blob-shaped as President Orange Thing. I'd say at least 350.

A tailor estimated his waist size at 43" .. that makes him 2" taller, 3" wider and (he claims) 25lbs lighter than me?

Even his tiny hands and being full of bovine methane doesn't make the math work out right.

 

[Kara Spengler]

Yeah, if he is 6'3"... well, I used to be over 250... and I still looked slimmer - and I'm 5'10"

Yeah, weight hides well when you are tall. Being that tall and it being vain enough to hide the weight it is way up there since you can see plenty of fat.

 

[Romana]

He didn’t want to give the press the pleasure of seeing him act responsibly? Like he cared about other people? Acting, at least in one very narrow respect, like a president should? SMH
It’s not the press that would think he was weak for wearing a mask. That’s in his head. Him and the far right loonies.

 

[Katheryne Helendale]

"Positive for negative" is up there with "many different kinds of per capita", lol

He had to have had a double helping of covfefe today.

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

lol

 

[Innula Zenovka]

 

[Innula Zenovka]

 

[Kara Spengler]

He didn’t want to give the press the pleasure of seeing him act responsibly? Like he cared about other people? Acting, at least in one very narrow respect, like a president should? SMH
It’s not the press that would think he was weak for wearing a mask. That’s in his head. Him and the far right loonies.

Right, but even the looniest anti-mask person has not used an argument that it would make them look weak.

 

[Kara Spengler]

lol

Pic of tweet seems to be cut off.

 

[Sredni Eel]

Yeah, if he is 6'3"... well, I used to be over 250... and I still looked slimmer - and I'm 5'10"

If he's 6'3" and 239lbs, then I'm really David Bowie.

He's 6'1" at the most and is packing at least 280.

 

[Bartholomew Gallacher]

Meet Donnie, the kid, in his natural habitat!

 

[Sredni Eel]

 

[Sredni Eel]

Michel Stipe must be conflicted about this parody.

 

[Innula Zenovka]

Pic of tweet seems to be cut off.

You need to view @Paterrico's tweet in Twitter.

 

[danielravennest]

I'm 6' and 290. And no-where near as blob-shaped as President Orange Thing. I'd say at least 350.

Someone needs to sneak a digital scale into the podium for one of his events and weigh him.

 

[Sovereignty]

Trump admin won't require nursing homes to count COVID-19 deaths that occurred before May 6

 

[Kara Spengler]

Michel Stipe must be conflicted about this parody.

How to mark Memorial Day.

 

[Sredni Eel]

This guy won the internet forever.

 

[Romana]

This guy won the internet forever.

Your reply is pretty good too, Sredni.

 

[Pamela]

Gaaah.