Is Douchelini in Jail Yet??

[Essence Lumin]

I'm not sure what that video is about but it is eight months old.

 

[detrius]

I'm not sure what that video is about but it is eight months old.

Yeah, I just noticed that myself. It somehow ended up in my inbox today and I didn't check the date.

I was super happy because it sounded as if there had been an appeal going on that I wasn't aware of. Sorry about that.

Disappointment now. Need coffee.

 

[Cindy Claveau]

 

[detrius]

Whelp, can't stop thinking about this when I hear that name:

 

[Cindy Claveau]

I thought this was a well written article (once I stopped howling with laughter).

Donald Trump wants Fox to stop using ‘big orange’ photos of him.

I guess it should be obvious that the man is vain. After all, he won’t even go out in public unless he’s first been lowered into a vat of melted orange sherbet and then allowed a family of ferrets (big, strong ferrets, with tears in their eyes!) to turn what’s left of his spindly, cotton-candy hair into a thatchy nest.

 

[Khamon]

Why they gotta insult the ferrets so?

 

[Free]

DeSantis calls Trump supporters ‘listless vessels,’ drawing rebuke

“If all we are is listless vessels that are just supposed to follow, you know, whatever happens to come down the pike on Truth Social every morning, that’s not going to be a durable movement,” DeSa…

www.orlandosentinel.com

Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis suggested that supporters of Donald Trump’s reelection are “listless vessels,” a comment that drew a quick demand for an apology by the former president’s camp.

“If all we are is listless vessels that are just supposed to follow, you know, whatever happens to come down the pike on Truth Social every morning, that’s not going to be a durable movement,” DeSantis said in a taped interview with the conservative website The Florida Standard.

“Ultimately, a movement can’t be about the personality of one individual,” DeSantis continued. “The movement has got to be about what are you trying to achieve on behalf of the American people.”

DeSantis is right about the movement. If it's about a single individual, then it's a cult. Or a fandom!

But "listless vessels?" I think the phrasing is a bit too high level for most Republicans who support Trump.

 

[Cindy Claveau]

But "listless vessels?" I think the phrasing is a bit too high level for most Republicans who support Trump.

I was actually more fond of "deplorables".

 

[Jopsy Pendragon]

I was actually more fond of "deplorables".

I'd prefer the term 'deployables'... as in permanently deploy them all to one of the *stan countries with an authoritarian government that they're working so hard to turn the U.S. into.

 

[Free]

Deployable vessels.

Somehow this is becoming less helpful.

 

[Noodles]

"Idiots"

 

[Govi]

"Villain idiots"

 

[Innula Zenovka]

 

[Soen Eber]

Someone has to say it: minions.

 

[WolfEyes]

 

[Cindy Claveau]

Donald Trump Muses About Fleeing To Russia

What took you so long, Douchelini?

“The failed District Attorney of Fulton County (Atlanta), Fani Willis, insisted on a $200,000 Bond from me,” Trump wrote Monday night.

Again, that’s not out of the ordinary. But then the Truth Social post took a very weird turn.

“I assume, therefore, that she thought I was a ‘flight’ risk - I’d fly far away, maybe to Russia, Russia, Russia, share a gold domed suite with Vladimir, never to be seen or heard from again,” Trump continued.

Trump has repeatedly denied that his 2016 presidential campaign was engaging in anything untoward with Russia, though the Mueller Report found numerous contacts with Russian officials.

Trump continued on Truth Social with his hypothetical flight from justice, even conjuring a mental image of his plane.

“Would I be able to take my very ‘understated’ airplane with the gold TRUMP affixed for all to see. Probably not, I’d be much better off flying commercial - I’m sure nobody would recognize me!” Trump continued on Monday.

The fun part of this is that (1) he actually thinks he can escape justice; and (b) he thinks we'll miss him. The answer to both is "no".

 

[Lori Claremont]

" I’d fly far away, maybe to Russia, Russia, Russia, share a gold domed suite with Vladimir, never to be seen or heard from again,” Trump continued.

--- Promise?

 

[Isabeau]

 

[Free]

" I’d fly far away, maybe to Russia, Russia, Russia, share a gold domed suite with Vladimir, never to be seen or heard from again,” Trump continued.

Trump has become Jenny.

 

[Katheryne Helendale]

" I’d fly far away, maybe to Russia, Russia, Russia, share a gold domed suite with Vladimir, never to be seen or heard from again,” Trump continued.

--- Promise?

He did promise that if he lost the 2020 election, that we'd never see or hear from him again. So, don't get your hopes up.