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I've just been looking at her Twitter stream. She's truly odd.
I mean, I know the Declaration of Independence is truly great document of unique cultural, historical and political importance not just to the USA but to the world, but this is the first time I've ever seen it called a "Mission Statement," which as far as I remember is something no one had heard of before the 1990s and suddenly any company with any pretensions at all suddenly had to have a few platitudinous bullet points (supplied, I always assume, at enormous expense by whatever PR company charged them an arm and a leg for telling them they needed one in the first place).
Anyway, it's a Mission Statement, to be hung in Reception and the Board Room and otherwise ignored, but then in the next half of the sentence Americans are taken to task for failing to bond emotionally and psychologically with it, which I had always thought was something mammals do, to a greater or lesser extent, with their immediate family. Anyway, in this case, Americans are to blame for failing to establish an adequate psychological and emotional bond with the Mission Statement, which is probably why it's complaining they never phone it, and when was the last time they visited it?
I cannot really make anything out of the next sentence, even though it looks like English at first sight. Anyway, it's apparently got Schrodinger's principles, in that they are either dead or they are alive in Americans' hearts, but we don't know which until we open Americans' hearts to find out, thus causing the wave function to collapse into a state (as, presumably, would the American on whom we were experimenting).
Be that as it may, in the next sentence it's become a best-selling self-help book she's trying to promote to Oprah's book club or something. "It will change you!"???
Hmm.











