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Fuck DeSantis with a giant rusty studded mace.
OMG I'm rolling. They're straight up talking like how TV shows making fun of politicians have their exaggerated politician characters talk.Buzzfeed compiled a list of some other brave souls.
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UNSPEAKABLE BRAVERY: These Senate Republicans Declared Joe Biden May Have Possibly, Technically Won The Election
"I don't know how politician refers to another politician."www.buzzfeednews.com
How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?Are we playing "nonsequitur" now? Um. "Fish!"
Part of the problem with that, in part, is they can just joint the Democratic Party.So far they are a distinct group from the Democratic Party, and frankly I'd like to keep them that way. Just because they are opposed to Trump, it doesn't mean they should be welcomed with open arms into our party machinery or leadership.
OMG, word for word the way I tell it, I got it from the DM at our regular D&D game when I was in college.How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools.
Gotta split the Democratic Party in half if they want the next round of grift to come through.Part of the problem with that, in part, is they can just joint the Democratic Party.

See if they can make it like my home election district where the left splits three ways and the guy who thinks mental illness is a moral failing goes to Ottawa on 34% of the vote.It won't be the first time. It's strange to think of today but the Republican party actually originated in a splinter group from the Democrats and it was in many ways the most progressive of the two.Gotta split the Democratic Party in half if they want the next round of grift to come through.
The Republican Party was formed after the collapse of the Whigs and absorbed the short-lived Free Soil Party.It won't be the first time. It's strange to think of today but the Republican party actually originated in a splinter group from the Democrats and it was in many ways the most progressive of the two.
The status quo – a Republican party that attacks democracy without rejecting it entirely – cannot hold. Over the long term, we’ll either have two parties that believe in the consent of the governed, or we’ll have a new and more autocratic form of government. We can’t have both.
Maybe we should attempt to make a rule that states is you have refused to accept your last election loss and have attempted to commit a coup (whether you succeeded or not) you should not get to run again. Just saying'. We could also base it upon breaking the oath of office. He did that a truckload of times.
Just require the release of your tax returns before you can be placed on the ballot.Maybe we should attempt to make a rule...
Given how fast his mental condition seems to go down hill, I expect he can't even remember in 2024 that he was ever president of the USA and a con artist.

It's from a list of lightbulb jokes that circulated online when all we had was text to work with. Probably where your DM got it too.OMG, word for word the way I tell it, I got it from the DM at our regular D&D game when I was in college.
Yes, he should start running, because an arrest warrant will be out sometime next year.