Yay! Nobody Cares about Tickle Me Elmo Musk

[Noodles]

Where is Celebrity Deathmatch when you need it?

 

[Jopsy Pendragon]

Where is Celebrity Deathmatch when you need it?

Or Titan submersibles.

Maybe we can re-invigorate their ego-driven space race interests.

 

[Dancien]

Or Titan submersibles.

Maybe we can re-invigorate their ego-driven space race interests.

"Space the rich"

 

[Free]

"Space the rich"

I'm for this. Then I can enjoy my meals.

 

[Katheryne Helendale]

Elon caught in EXPLOSIVE pressure campaign

#shorts

youtube.com

 

[Bartholomew Gallacher]

Ross Gerber, who is one of the first Tesla investors with his company, says in a TV interview that Musk should step down as CEO of Tesla.

"I think Tesla needs a new CEO and I decided today I was going to start saying it, and so this is the first show that I'm saying it on."

'It's time for somebody to run Tesla,' he continued, arguing that Musk has stretched himself too thin across his work at DOGE and at X.

'There are too many important things Tesla's doing, so either Elon should come back to Tesla and be the CEO of Tesla and give up his other jobs, or he should focus on the government and keep doing what he is doing, but find a suitable CEO of Tesla.'

'You literally can't sell the best product in the marketplace because the CEO is so divisive.'

Top Tesla investor issues brutal ultimatum to Elon Musk

Ross Gerber, a major Tesla investor, issued a stunning ultimatum to CEO Elon Musk on Tuesday as the company's stock prices plunge amid a nationwide boycott.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[Noodles]

That's a good sentiment, and a good start, but I think people will still be anti-Tesla so long as Musk is still connected at all. He would have to give up any board positions too, which basically means all his stock.

Otherwise it's just Twitter 2 with its "CEO".

 

[Ellie]

Welsh beach used for 'world's biggest anti-Elon Musk protest'

 

[Jopsy Pendragon]

"Space the rich"

 

[Bartholomew Gallacher]

Grok, Musk's frankensteined LLM experiment, is running in datacenters in Memphis, Tennessee. He faced one problem: Memphis' power grid simply didn't provide enough energy to run the whole datacenter, and still does not until today.

So Elon Musk took some space age technology for natural disaster recovery, and installed it there. The data center is at least running with 4 mobile gas turbines without permit first. The formal application was handed in in January 2025.

Elon Musk Installs 'Quick And Dirty' Turbines To Power xAI’s Memphis Data Centers

In a rush to get Colossus up and running, Musk’s AI company is relying on the same environmentally unfriendly, natural gas-powered turbines used to restore power in natural disasters.

www.forbes.com

 

[Free]

 

[Free]

Gotta give some serious props to...Teen Vogue. Yeah, this is a fucking weird timeline.

Vivian Wilson on Being Elon Musk’s Estranged Daughter, Going Viral, and Protecting Trans Youth

Elon Musk’s estranged daughter is coming into her own.

www.teenvogue.com

 

[Argent Stonecutter]

Teen Vogue has been an edgy socially conscious dark horse for like a decade at least.

 

[Soen Eber]

Gotta give some serious props to...Teen Vogue. Yeah, this is a fucking weird timeline.

Vivian Wilson on Being Elon Musk’s Estranged Daughter, Going Viral, and Protecting Trans Youth

Elon Musk’s estranged daughter is coming into her own.

www.teenvogue.com

He breeds??

 

[Veritable Quandry]

He breeds??

He is one of those White People Who Are Smart Like ME Have a Duty TO Breed types. About a dozen kids so far.

 

[Noodles]

He breeds??

I am surprised you have not heard. He has like 12 or 13 kids, that we know of.

A lot are also apparently done via IFV or something. Because he "supposedly" has a tiny broken dick from some sort of botched gender affirming penis enlargement surgery.

 

[Soen Eber]

I am surprised you have not heard. He has like 12 or 13 kids, that we know of.

A lot are also apparently done via IFV or something. Because he "supposedly" has a tiny broken dick from some sort of botched gender affirming penis enlargement surgery.

Yeah I know, just ... still porcessing. Guys like him usually end up receiving a Bachelors in Celebacy when they go through college. His daugher Vivian seems pretty cool and level-headed, though..

 

[Innula Zenovka]

Yeah I know, just ... still porcessing. Guys like him usually end up receiving a Bachelors in Celebacy when they go through college.

 

[Bartholomew Gallacher]

Elon Musk is not a racist. Why? Because during his childhood and youth in Apartheid South Africa he was friend with Black servants!

...said Errol Musk, father of Elon Musk.

Musk’s Dad: Elon’s Not Racist—He Was Friends With ‘Black Servants’

The Musk patriarch also fondly recalled apartheid-era South Africa as as a “well-run, law abiding country.”

www.thedailybeast.com

 

[Argent Stonecutter]

Oh god the Sally Hemings defense.