You've been kidnapped....

[Romana]

Camina Drummer from 'The Expanse' . That would be kind of cool. Or, well, Nandor, Laszlo and Nadja (and not you, Guillermo) of 'What we do in the Shadows'. Hmm.

ETA: it was the episode with Tilda Swinton! Tilda would save me, I am sure.

LOL, Guillermo is the only one of them who could rescue you.
With the others, you'd stage to death because they forgot what humans eatl

 

[Kalel]

 

[Aribeth Zelin]

Do games count as watching? I don't really watch much tv/movies

Also, Netflix shows different things, depending on where you're ostensibly watching from. I think because of licensing and stuff.

 

[Sid]

Also, Netflix shows different things, depending on where you're ostensibly watching from. I think because of licensing and stuff.

Yes broadcasting rights are very complicated at times.
I guess that the Dutch series named Undercover, that is situated almost in my back yard, is not available on the US Netflix.
The Good Place that Goblin mentioned is on the Dutch Netflix though, I just checked.

 

[CronoCloud Creeggan]

I have a particular set of skills....which would be useless if kidnapped. Luckily I have the crew of the Cerritos from Star Trek: Lower Decks to save me. Oh god, I'm doomed.

 

[Innula Zenovka]

Appropriately enough, by Gustav Fröhlich as Freder, Joh Fredersen's son, whom I watched last night rescue Maria from the clutches of Rotwang the Inventor, in Fritz Lang's Metropolis.

ETA: Rotwang and Freder in a fight to the death on the roof of the Cathedral

 

[Aribeth Zelin]

Oh, and if games count, I am the freaking [retired] Warrior of Light and Darkness; I'll rescue myself, convert the kidnappers to the right side of things, and end up rescuing them.... >.>

 

[GoblinCampFollower]

Oh, and if games count, I am the freaking [retired] Warrior of Light and Darkness; I'll rescue myself, convert the kidnappers to the right side of things, and end up rescuing them.... >.>

I'm with you, I play games way more than I watch shows or movies. ...I had to think about what show/movie I watched last, lol. My Valheim character would totally kill some kidnappers!!!

 

[Khamon]

Currently binging A Series of Unfortunate Events, sans heroes, so I’ll be Neil Patrick Harris’ prisoner for life darn it all.

 

[Ashiri]

Well if games count, then it will be "The Champion of Azeroth", i.e., one of my characters from WoW, in particular Maebhe.
(Although the last game I played was EvE Online, I really can't view my characters as "Heroes")
If TV... since I don't watch much TV, it might be a toss up between Aziriphale and Crowley, or maybe both.

 

[Khamon]

definitely both

 

[CronoCloud Creeggan]

If games count Miriam from Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night will save me. Tiz Rozain!

 

[bubblesort]

*facepalm* I just marathoned a bunch of Studio Giblhi films. The last one I saw was Pom Poko.

So I'll be rescued by a bunch of shape shifting raccoons, with shape shifting testacles, who generally behave like super kwaii, hedonistic versions of the grumpy old NIMBY man from Scooby Doo.

 

[Essence Lumin]

I guess that the Dutch series named Undercover, that is situated almost in my back yard, is not available on the US Netflix.

It shows as available on Netflix's US website.

 

[Sid]

Mmmm, that totally surprises me.

 

[Textured Surface]

Annihilation - Natalie Portman.

 

[WolfEyes]

Annihilation - Natalie Portman.

Well. Hello, Stranger. Long time no see.

 

[danielravennest]

So I'll be rescued by a bunch of shape shifting raccoons, with shape shifting testacles, who generally behave like super kwaii, hedonistic versions of the grumpy old NIMBY man from Scooby Doo.

Speaking of testicles, SpaceX has been in southernmost Texas for a couple of years, building rockets and a launch pad. So being Texas, they decided the launch pad needed some "truck nuts".

(They plan to catch the rocket with those big arms, then pick it up and set it on the launch pad, which is at the bottom of the photo. Those are giant water bags to simulate the weight of the rocket, which is about 100 tons empty.)

 

[Textured Surface]

Well. Hello, Stranger. Long time no see.

Hey Wolfeyes! I hope you've been well! It has been awhile, hasn't it

 

[WolfEyes]

Hey Wolfeyes! I hope you've been well! It has been awhile, hasn't it

I've survived. Hope all is well with you! Take care of yourself and stop in once in a while, kick your shoes off and sit a spell.