You have a date with MTG and take her to a Broadway show. What does she get kicked out for?

[Cindy Claveau]

(Stolen from Reddit).

 

[Free]

Constantly asking the actors on stage about the plot.

 

[Soen Eber]

EDIT: I initially misread this as where would you take her for a date and what does she get arrested/kicked out for.

What? Well, with her reputation, officer, I just naturally figured it was only a question of time before she did something so here I thought I'd save you all a bit of the bother, you know? More coffee, please? And maybe some more of those wonderful crackers from officer DeSatenee's desk, I mean, if you're both agreeable to it that is. I do say, it's quite a rather nice view of the courthouse from here and oh my! But these are such lovely booking photos, too bad I can't get a framed set for myself, officer.

 

[Sid]

Who is she?
Second question: Do I want to know?

 

[Free]

Who is she?
Second question: Do I want to know?

Better Q: Do you need to know?

She's just one of the new breed of Republican U.S. congressgritters who do more screaming and lib pwning than the work she was voted in to do. Gets a lot of headlines over here.

 

[Soen Eber]

Who is she?

I admire your innocence.

Second question: Do I want to know?

Not really, no.

But if you really want to know but not know, picture the U.S. political version of the "Woman yellling at cat" meme which someone else will kindly provide below as I'm both too lazy to look for it and I need to recover from the mental vomitus of just thinking about her.

 

[Cindy Claveau]

Here she is in her natural environment right after denouncing Jewish Space Lasers

 

[Free]

picture the U.S. political version of the "Woman yellling at cat" meme which someone else will kindly provide below

 

[Katheryne Helendale]

This is easy. I would never be on a date with MTG. And if somehow I were, I'd gnaw my arm off to get away, hopefully before she did something to embarrass me!

 

[Sid]

I admire your innocence.

Living in Europe has some advantages. A lot of US 'political' news is filtered out.
We watch our own clown shows.

 

[Essence Lumin]

Living in Europe has some advantages. A lot of US 'political' news is filtered out.
We watch our own clown shows.

Living on this side of the pond, the news out of the UK seems almost as bonkers but smaller. Otherwise much of Europe seems more sane, with the exception of a couple of countries like Hungary.

 

[Sid]

The pond between us is a good filter for a lot of political craziness, both ways.
Believe me, we have our fair share of nutters and a changing political climate too.

 

[Casey Pelous]

You have a date with MTG

I'll be needing a tall frosty bottle of Euthanasia, please.

 

[Argent Stonecutter]

Sorry, I'll be at the dentist.

 

[Soen Eber]

Sorry, I'll be at the dentist.

Bring her with you.

 

[Essence Lumin]

Bring her with you.

Good idea. Make sure she gets extra Novocaine so she can't talk.

 

[Kalel]

if a republican woman of that level was interested in going out on a date with me, i'm clearly far too deep down the rabbit hole to be saved already. They either did a really good job at brainwashing me or making me into nothing but a mindless trophy boyfriend to be used and discarded when convenient...Where we go at that point won't matter ... just smile and wave like the toy that i am.

 

[Veritable Quandry]

She probably "accidentally" consumed something causing projectile vomiting and explosive diarrhea. Just before I left for the gents.

 

[WolfEyes]

 

[Bartholomew Gallacher]

When she sees an Ukrainian flag somewhere she would start having a very loud mental breakdown about why America should not fund a proxy war with another nuclear superpower, Russia, and instead finish Trump's wall to finally secure America's own borders.

PS: her words, not mine.