Unforgivable Crimes Against Food

[Tigar]

I like cilantro, but hate Brussels sprouts

I loves me some sprouts.

 

[Tigar]

Sooo... I guess street tacos are out?

Afraid so, the asphalt gets stuck in my teeth.

 

[Clara D.]

I loves me some sprouts.

Can't make fresh salsa with those. So I'm counting myself as the lucky one.

Devil's Cabbage vs Fresh Salsa

 

[Katheryne Helendale]

I used to gag on brussel sprouts. Now, I actually somewhat like them, as long as they're cooked until tender. I'm also okay with cilantro. It has a strong taste, but not of soap. I like it in mexican tacos and in salsa.

 

[eku zhong]

cilantro tastes like stinkbugs.

 

[Clara D.]

I used to gag on brussel sprouts. Now, I actually somewhat like them, as long as they're cooked until tender. I'm also okay with cilantro. It has a strong taste, but not of soap. I like it in mexican tacos and in salsa.

I made an awesome salsa, but I didn't write down the proportions so I need to figure out how may tomatoes to use to make it again.

Tomatoes (?)
White Onion (1)
Garlic (1/2 bulb)
Cilantro (1 bundle)
Jalapenos (to taste)

I have a vintage Vitamix 4000

 

[Veritable Quandry]

There were a lot of foods like brussel sprouts and spinach that I used to think I hated. Then I found out my mom just can't cook.

eta: My number one Unforgivable Food Sin is boiling the life out of innocent veggies.

 

[Lady Darnk Juniorette]

Cilantro is good BECAUSE it tastes like soap.

Soap, but you can eat it!

 

[Bartholomew Gallacher]

The most popular recipe site in German is called Chefkoch - the German word for chef, like in chef Ramsay.

Since it's featuring unfiltered, user generated content its got many lows amongst some highs - and a dedicated Tumblr blog to it, being called "Worst of Chefkoch", featuring pictures of the horrid meals including the recipes as well: Worst of Chefkoch

Even if you cannot understand the recipes - just look at the photos, that's more than disgusting enough.

For example just look at this lovely chicken on a tin can recipe, so yummy:

Or maybe you are more in for a Bratwurst tart? We got you covered, including much spinach and flour, so it must be for sure sooo yummy and healthy:

If you want a sausage cake, that's there, too:

Yummy!

 

[Casey Pelous]

cilantro tastes like stinkbugs.

How does one come to know this?

 

[Rose Karuna]

The reason that cilantro tastes like soap to some people is genetic. I'm one of the lucky ones who loves cilantro in the Latin American and Thai food that I make.

Why Does Cilantro Taste Like Soap to Some People?

 

[Veritable Quandry]

Beer Butt Chicken is a true Southern delicacy. The beer creates steam that keeps the meat moist as it cooks, preventing dry rubbery chicken. Should be cooked outdoors on a covered grill.

 

[Katheryne Helendale]

"Beer butt"?

 

[Lady Darnk Juniorette]

Food cooked in/with beer is gross, beer is gross, ew.

So many outdoor bbqs ruined... RUINNEDEDED!!! NO, GOD NO, STOP ASSAULTING THE BRATS WITH YOUR SHITTY BUDWISER OR HOWEVER THE HELL YOU SPELL IT!!!

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Food cooked in/with beer is gross, beer is gross, ew.

So many outdoor bbqs ruined... RUINNEDEDED!!! NO, GOD NO, STOP ASSAULTING THE BRATS WITH YOUR SHITTY BUDWISER OR HOWEVER THE HELL YOU SPELL IT!!!

You're wrong, that's bad, and you should feel bad.

 

[Da5id Weatherwax]

Bud aint beer. It's sex in a canoe.



fucking close to water.

 

[Katheryne Helendale]

Food cooked in/with beer is gross, beer is gross, ew.

So many outdoor bbqs ruined... RUINNEDEDED!!! NO, GOD NO, STOP ASSAULTING THE BRATS WITH YOUR SHITTY BUDWISER OR HOWEVER THE HELL YOU SPELL IT!!!

Methinks you've never had real beer. Anything mass-produced in the US isn't real beer. It's horse piss.

 

[Casey Pelous]

Methinks you've never had real beer. Anything mass-produced in the US isn't real beer. It's horse piss.

Precisely, "a pre-processed piss precursor."

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ETA: Perfect for beer butt chicken, though.

Hey, Veritable, pass them boiled peanuts!

 

[Free]

Precisely, "a pre-processed piss precursor."

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Fixed your markup.

 

[Lady Darnk Juniorette]

*Boils pizza in pbr*