U.S. Border Enforcement - ICE will get you

[detrius]

 

[Innula Zenovka]

Link to Guardian article

 

[Free]

Just the nudes? Does that mean my latex fetish porn is safe?

 

[Innula Zenovka]

Just the nudes? Does that mean my latex fetish porn is safe?

Depends on how you feel about immigration agents gawking at the collection, I guess.

 

[detrius]

Hear me out: what if you intentionally had a folder full of porn on your phone for the ICE agents to find?

ICE could be related to porn just like Santa Claus relates to milk and cookies, or like the Tooth Fairy relates to teeth hidden under pillows.

Just commission porn from some furry artists on DeviantArt, open a folder named "ICE porn" on your phone and put those drawings in it.

 

[Katheryne Helendale]

Hear me out: what if you intentionally had a folder full of porn on your phone for the ICE agents to find?

ICE could be related to porn just like Santa Claus relates to milk and cookies, or like the Tooth Fairy relates to teeth hidden under pillows.

Just commission porn from some furry artists on DeviantArt, open a folder named "ICE porn" on your phone and put those drawings in it.

You may never get your phone back.

 

[Soen Eber]

You may never get your phone back.

Unless it's porn of Trump, then it's automatic detention, 8 weeks+

 

[Noodles]

Just commission porn from some furry artists on DeviantArt, open a folder named "ICE porn" on your phone and put those drawings in it.

What if I commission a bunch of people in ICE uniforms taking it from behind by people who look Hispanic?

Maybe some fun captions? "Deport me Daddy", "This is illegal immigration in my ass." that sort of thing.

And put those in an ICE Porn folder.

 

[Free]

Not like it matters any more, but. (And it's from the fucking Cato Institute!)

50+ Venezuelans Imprisoned in El Salvador Came to US Legally, Never Violated Immigration Law

 

[Beebo Brink]

ICE Imprisons Danish Dad of 4 at Citizenship Interview

 

[Beebo Brink]

Fabian Schmidt speaks out for the first time since his detention | GBH

Fabian Schmidt, who is originally from Germany, made it clear that he’s proud to be in America, but said he’s still reeling from his unexpected two-month detention that he described as “dehumanizing.”

The lawful permanent resident, who has lived in New Hampshire since 2022, was stopped at Logan International Airport on March 7 after visiting family in Europe. He spoke to GBH News on Tuesday about the experience and trying to readjust back to his normal life after his release.

Note: This is not the same man as in my previous post.

 

[detrius]

Unless it's porn of Trump, then it's automatic detention, 8 weeks+

Are you sure the ICE goons aren't into that?

 

[GoblinCampFollower]

From Beebo's article:

“He said, 'Oh, you’re just gonna med out like everybody, huh?’ That’s the verbatim words. I was like, 'Med out? I don’t even know what that means,'” Schmidt recounted, finding out later it meant someone who physically breaks down under stress.

....like... what do these monsters expect from the people they are torturing? I'm sure they'd not do so well if it was them treated like that.

 

[Archer]

Australian Woman Detained For No Reason

A former NSW police officer has described the terrifying ordeal she faced after she was detained, jailed overnight and deported from the United States – despite travelling there legally on a tourist visa to visit her US military husband.

 

[Beebo Brink]

If you're in this country, don't leave (unless you're escaping and don't plan on coming back). If you're not in this country, don't come here.

 

[Soen Eber]

Actually, my phone would probably be on this very thread. A 2nd tab would be on a copy of the constitution, and a third on Norman Rockwell's 4 freedoms folio. Just as a subtle reminder.

 

[Ellie]

Fabian Schmidt speaks out for the first time since his detention | GBH

Note: This is not the same man as in my previous post.

The US has become one of those countries the government used to issue travel advisory warnings about.

 

[Beebo Brink]

US citizen detained by immigration officials who dismissed his Real ID as fake | US immigration | The Guardian

 

[Beebo Brink]

ICE in the Desert: How Trump's Mass Deportations Cripple Las Vegas

 

[Beebo Brink]

AOC Campaign Aide Self-Deports to Colombia (EXCLUSIVE)

Diego de la Vega has a new life in Colombia—one without fear, with freedom of mobility, and with the agency he never had during his 23 years in New York City. Born in Quito, Ecuador, de la Vega migrated to the United States as a 7-year-old in 2001 on a visitor’s visa that he overstayed. Thus began his life as an undocumented American.