Things I don't need to buy

[Veritable Quandry]

I told her I need to have it for giving cats pills.

She vetoed it because (1) they would hear me coming and (2) they hide under the bed. There is no way I am getting down on my stomach to pull a cat from the corner and get back up in that suit.

 

[Noodles]

I told her I need to have it for giving cats pills.

My daughter's cat hates my guts, this gives me some ideas.

 

[Noodles]

 

[Bartholomew Gallacher]

Anything from trumpstore.com... doesn't matter what, all there is shite.

But my favorite product there, the embodiment of Trump spirit is this pair of earbuds:

And here's why: they are heavily overpriced for only measly 3 hours of playing music when being fully charged, they do look tacky as hell and are totally underperforming in what they should do. Also they do scream "fake rich kid". Just like Trump himself.

 

[Free]

But but, they have the Trump logo slathered all over them!

 

[Katheryne Helendale]

Oh, that's too cute!

 

[Casey Pelous]

But but, they have the Trump logo slathered all over them!

Without the logo they're $49.95. Without both gold paint and logo, they're $59.95.

 

[Isabeau]

The question is, how much money would someone have to pay you for you to use them in public. Also, you couldn’t tell your friends and family that you were being paid.

 

[Casey Pelous]

The question is, how much money would someone have to pay you for you to use them in public. Also, you couldn’t tell your friends and family that you were being paid.

Hold it right there, missy. I know this one. The punch line is "We've already established what you are, we're just negotiating the price."

How much you offering?

 

[Free]

Atari Joystick Decanter Set

This glass decanter is modeled after the CX-10 Atari joystick and is perfect for whiskey or your favorite spirit. It is sure to be a showpiece in your collection. Paired with two Atari whiskey glasses and a controller display tray. Ships from the UK. All US customers will be charged a $30 duty...

atari.com

I do not need to buy this. I do not need to buy this. I do not need to buy this...

 

[Argent Stonecutter]

If it's a real Atari joystick it needs to wear a hole in the palm of your hand.

 

[Free]

If it's a real Atari joystick it needs to wear a hole in the palm of your hand.

Well, the alcohol you put in it can wear a hole in the pit of your stomach. Close enough?

 

[Free]

I was all in until I realized the chairs are different heights. Uh, no.

Maglink

 

[Isabeau]

I get dibs on the higher chair!

 

[Rose Karuna]

I was all in until I realized the chairs are different heights. Uh, no.

Maglink

My husband is a lot taller than me so, yeah, I really like that set.

 

[CronoCloud Creeggan]

I was all in until I realized the chairs are different heights. Uh, no.

Maglink

Yeah, I was like "oh that's cool and useful", then noticed the chairs and "noped".

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Would get at 30, would not get at 50 with disabled partner. Table legs are a trip hazard.

Will still admire the design.

 

[Essence Lumin]

This 1.9-pound smartphone’s massive battery offers six months of standby

A better camping multi-tool.

www.theverge.com

 

[Rose Karuna]

Yes, this trough is clearly not worth the money they're asking for it.

This thing looks like a noob builder in SL made it.

It's choonky & Fugly with no real design what so ever. Unless you're Mad Max and then it might make the grade. Maybe.

 

[Bartholomew Gallacher]