Things I don't need to buy

[Free]

"Hands-free"

And no, it's not a joke. No, really.

I appear crazy enough as it is.

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

https://www.gadgetify.com/daymak-boomer-beast/

 

[CronoCloud Creeggan]

https://www.gadgetify.com/daymak-boomer-beast/

Fuck, I want that. Hell, I could use it to commute to work....when I'm back at work.

 

[Bartholomew Gallacher]

Mr. Sneeze egg yolk separator.

 

[Noodles]

https://www.gadgetify.com/daymak-boomer-beast/

Making black Friday a Bloodsport.

 

[Essence Lumin]

 

[Katheryne Helendale]

https://www.gadgetify.com/daymak-boomer-beast/

Not a Boomer, but I'd totally take one of those!

I wonder if they'd let me take it into the grocery store...

 

[Isabeau]

 

[Free]

Uh, hmm.

I wonder how my mom would have reacted if my brothers and I had given her something like this for Mother's Day.

 

[Noodles]

Uh, hmm.

I wonder how my mom would have reacted if my brothers and I had given her something like this for Mother's Day.

Mug idea, or maybe a T-shirt.

"You're one in a million" with a picture of tons of cartoon sperms going for the egg.

 

[Sid]

Financial wealth doesn't come automatically with good taste.

 

[Isabeau]

Shower thoughts:

I don’t know why sperm are often depicted with little faces, but not the eggs. Sperm are like pollen, no? Just spewed out, hoping to land anywhere. Where are all the cute ova faces?

 

[Isabeau]

Financial wealth doesn't come automatically with good taste.

I don’t even think it’s taste, or aesthetic preferences. It’s simply wanting to yell out to anyone seeing it that they have money.

 

[Cindy Claveau]

Shower thoughts:

I don’t know why sperm are often depicted with little faces, but not the eggs. Sperm are like pollen, no? Just spewed out, hoping to land anywhere. Where are all the cute ova faces?

I searched "Cute Ova Faces". Not at all what I expected.

 

[Argent Stonecutter]

I don’t even think it’s taste, or aesthetic preferences. It’s simply wanting to yell out to anyone seeing it that they have money.

See also, Donald Trump.

 

[Veritable Quandry]

Custom fitted for only $997 on Amazon. Ms. Qaundry says I can not use our tax refund for it.

 

[Cindy Claveau]

Custom fitted for only $997 on Amazon. Ms. Qaundry says I can not use our tax refund for it.

For a fleeting second I thought that was just a statue.

Oh, dear.

 

[Veritable Quandry]

For a fleeting second I thought that was just a statue.

Oh, dear.

I told her I need to have it for giving cats pills.

 

[Bartholomew Gallacher]

Vat19.com has a whole series of videos with stuff we don't want to buy...

 

[Sid]

Custom fitted for only $997 on Amazon. Ms. Qaundry says I can not use our tax refund for it.

Looks like an essential outfit for the barbecue season to me.