The Make us Laugh Challenge Thread

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[Katheryne Helendale]

A dwarven psychic recently robbed a bank and got away with the money.

The police are now on the lookout for a small medium at large.

 

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[Essence Lumin]

A dwarven psychic recently robbed a bank and got away with the money.

The police are now on the lookout for a small medium at large.

My Dad wasn't much for jokes. A variation on that was one of them. A variation of this was another.

Chan was the village craftsman, making small statues out of teak to sell to the tourists. One morning he entered his shop to find the side window open, and several statues missing. On the ground outside the window were the footprints of a small child. This was confusing.With cooperation from the village police, he dug a large pit outside the window and covered it with straw, intending to trap the thief should he return.The next night, he remained awake, and in the early morning hours he heard the window open, then a large crash and thud. Alerting the local policeman, they went to look in the pit. They were amazed at what they saw. It was a black bear, with human looking feet, clutching several statues.Exclaimed the craftsman, "Ah, boy-foot bear with teaks of Chan!

 

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[Govi]

A question for the FAQ: How can we up-punch someone on Twitter (@elonmusk)?

 

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[Dakota Tebaldi]

 

[Sid]

 

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What about a pointed stick?

 

[Caete]

What about a pointed stick?

Just pull the lever and unleash the tiger, d'uh!

 

[Katheryne Helendale]

When a group of tourists visited a crocodile farm, the owner of the place launched a daring proposal;
- "Whoever dares to jump, swim to shore and survive, I will give 1 million dollars."

Nobody dared to move. Suddenly, a man jumped into the water and desperately swam towards the shore while he was chased by all the crocodiles.

With great luck he arrived, taking the admiration of everyone in the place. Then the owner announced;
"We have a brave winner!"

After collecting their reward, the couple returned to the hotel. Upon arrival, the manager told him that he was very brave to jump. Then the man said,
"I didn't jump, someone pushed me!"

His wife smiled ...

Moral: "Behind every successful man, there is a woman who pushes him."

 

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[Archer]

The United States in a nutshell.

 

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