The Make us Laugh Challenge Thread

[Katheryne Helendale]

 

[Katheryne Helendale]

I've combined a powerful laxative with alphabet soup.

I call it "Letter Rip".

 

[Katheryne Helendale]

 

[Free]

 

[Tigar]

 

[Pamela]

This is so funny!

 

[Katheryne Helendale]

So, I get home yesterday, and my dog is lying on the front porch
covered in mud, and he has a rabbit in his mouth. He's not
bloody, just dirty.

Now, my neighbors raise rabbits for showing, and have blue
ribbon winners. I instantly knew this one was one of theirs.
So I get the rabbit away from him, I take it inside, wash all the
dirt off, and before the neighbors got home, I took it over, put
it back in its cage, and went back home. Not 30 minutes
later, I hear my neighbors screaming. So I go outside, ready
to confess, but before I do, they tell me their rabbit died three
days ago and they buried it, but now it's back in the cage!

I think they're going to move.

 

[Tigar]

So, I get home yesterday, and my dog is lying on the front porch
covered in mud, and he has a rabbit in his mouth. He's not
bloody, just dirty.

Now, my neighbors raise rabbits for showing, and have blue
ribbon winners. I instantly knew this one was one of theirs.
So I get the rabbit away from him, I take it inside, wash all the
dirt off, and before the neighbors got home, I took it over, put
it back in its cage, and went back home. Not 30 minutes
later, I hear my neighbors screaming. So I go outside, ready
to confess, but before I do, they tell me their rabbit died three
days ago and they buried it, but now it's back in the cage!

I think they're going to move.

Tigars woulda dug it up n’ et it, n’ never said nuffin’.
Just sayin’

 

[Rose Karuna]

Isn't that a rooster she's holding?

 

[Jopsy Pendragon]

He's not
bloody, just dirty.

You didn't say if he was breathing or not........

 

[Katheryne Helendale]

You didn't say if he was breathing or not........

The rabbit is dead.

 

[Tigar]

 

[Free]

Isn't that a rooster she's holding?

I think she's just happy to see us.

 

[Caete]

The rabbit is dead.

That should be behind a spoiler tag, thanks so much

Also maybe he is just pining for the fjords.

 

[Free]

 

[Sid]

 

[Free]

 

[Veritable Quandry]

It's too bad none of us will be alive to see Betty White and Keith Richards waving around broadswords yelling "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!"

 

[Free]

 

[Myficals]