Tigars woulda dug it up n’ et it, n’ never said nuffin’.So, I get home yesterday, and my dog is lying on the front porch
covered in mud, and he has a rabbit in his mouth. He's not
bloody, just dirty.
Now, my neighbors raise rabbits for showing, and have blue
ribbon winners. I instantly knew this one was one of theirs.
So I get the rabbit away from him, I take it inside, wash all the
dirt off, and before the neighbors got home, I took it over, put
it back in its cage, and went back home. Not 30 minutes
later, I hear my neighbors screaming. So I go outside, ready
to confess, but before I do, they tell me their rabbit died three
days ago and they buried it, but now it's back in the cage!
I think they're going to move.