The Make us Laugh Challenge Thread

[Katheryne Helendale]

The only question I have is, how do you milk a chicken?

 

[Essence Lumin]

 

[Ava Glasgow]

The only question I have is, how do you milk a chicken?

I was going to make a joke about choking it, but now it seems weird after that video.

 

[Free]

If you're milking chickens instead of cows, can you still legally call it dairy milk?

 

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[Katheryne Helendale]

You can tell a lot about a woman by her hands.

For instance, if they're placed around your throat,
there's a good chance that
she's a little upset.

 

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[Katheryne Helendale]

Why do programmers often confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Need dad jokes channel.

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

 

[Katheryne Helendale]

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

 

[Sid]

Okay guys,

 

[Cristiano]

 

[Katheryne Helendale]

I accidentally left my Hoover outside one day to find it had been attacked by raccoons, mauled by a bear, and struck by lightning.

I guess it's true that nature abhors a vacuum.

 

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[Tigar]

Country Music, bleh...

 

[Tigar]

This is kinda awesome ...

 

[Free]