The Make us Laugh Challenge Thread

[Govi]

She's good -- she heard that apostrophe!

 

[Katheryne Helendale]

A friend of mine called to say he was going to smoke a brisket. I asked him how does one roll a brisket?

I don't think I'm invited to his barbecue anymore.

 

[Khamon]

Sitting around a table in a workshop with random people a couple of years ago, one of the ladies commented that her new coworker was a witch; so I asked how she knew she was a witch. Everybody looked at me with buggy eyes while she stated "because she's so mean to everybody" to which I replied "oh, I thought you meant she was a witch." Everybody looked away and suddenly needed a drink or any excuse to leave the table. You know my motto. Clear the Room!

 

[Free]

 

[Free]

 

[Caete]

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

 

[Free]

 

[Govi]

Words fail...

"A scene from 'Sausage Party: Foodtopia,' with Seth Rogen returning as the voice of Frank, a hot dog, alongside his girlfriend/bun Brenda (voiced by Kristen Wiig).Credit...Prime Video" (New York Times)

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

 

[Lexxi]

 

[Beebo Brink]

Mrs. Beebo and I watch just about everything on TV with Subtitles On. Between her bad hearing, incomprehensible Brit accents, and actors who mumble, it just makes it easier to have them handy for reference. Obviously, no one ever proofreads the subtitles, because they are riddled with absolute howlers. To be fair, these misinterpretations can improve some mediocre shows.

 

[Cindy Claveau]

 

[Veritable Quandry]

Only younger Gen X?

 

[CronoCloud Creeggan]

Only younger Gen X?

Move Zig! Take Off Every Zig! For Great Justice!

 

[Khamon]

Move Zig! Take Off Every Zig! For Great Justice!

Joseph Dredd

 

[Isabeau]

It’s Friday and it doesn’t take a lot to make me laugh.

 

[Free]

Did the eggs boil?

 

[Cindy Claveau]

 

[Essence Lumin]

A man's car breaks down across the street from a pink pink house. He walks up to the pink pink house with the pink pink door, up the pink pink stoop. He rings the pink pink doorbell next to the pink pink door and the pink pink lady answers. The man says "my car broke down, can I stay the night?" The pink pink lady says "Yes, follow me." So the pink pink lady leads him through the pink pink door into the pink pink living room, up the pink pink stairs, into the pink pink hallway, and to the first pink pink door on the left. "This will be your room. I am serving breakfast in the morning." The man went in and fell asleep. About an hour later, another man's car breaks down across the street from the pink pink house. He walks up to the pink pink house with the pink pink door, up the pink pink stoop. He rings the pink pink doorbell next to the pink pink door and the pink pink lady answers. The man says "my car broke down, can I stay the night?" The pink pink lady says "Yes, follow me." So the pink pink lady leads him through the pink pink door into the pink pink living room, up the pink pink stairs, into the pink pink hallway, past the pink pink door on the left, and to the first pink pink door on the right. "This will be your room. I am serving breakfast in the morning." The man went in and fell asleep. An hour after that, another man's car breaks down across the street from the pink pink house. He walks up to the pink pink house with the pink pink door, up the pink pink stoop. He rings the pink pink doorbell next to the pink pink door and the pink pink lady answers. The man says "my car broke down, can I stay the night?" The pink pink lady says "Yes, follow me." So the pink pink lady leads him through the pink pink door into the pink pink living room, up the pink pink stairs, into the pink pink hallway, past the pink pink door on the left, past the pink pink door on the right, and to the second pink pink door on the left. "This will be your room. I am serving breakfast in the morning." The man went in and fell asleep. The next morning, the first man woke up, got out of the pink pink bedroom, down the pink pink stairs, through the pink pink living room, and into the pink pink kitchen. The pink pink lady asks "what would like for breakfast? We have Cheerios or Wheaties. The man says "Cheerios" Later, the second man woke up, got out of the pink pink bedroom, past the first pink pink door on the left, down the pink pink stairs, through the pink pink living room, and into the pink pink kitchen. The pink pink lady asks "what would like for breakfast? We have Cheerios or Wheaties. The man says "Wheaties" After that, the third man woke up, got out of the pink pink bedroom, past the first pink pink door on the right, past the first pink pink door on the left down the pink pink stairs, through the pink pink living room, and into the pink pink kitchen. The pink pink lady asks "what would like for breakfast? We have Cheerios or Wheaties. The man says "Cheerios" The moral of the story: two out of three people prefer Cheerios over Wheaties