The Make us Laugh Challenge Thread

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I'm betting Tyler Durden most definitely doesn't know.

 

[Cindy Claveau]

 

[Cindy Claveau]

 

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John Wayne Bobbitt Loses All 10 Toes Decades After His Wife Chopped Off His Penis

John Wayne Bobbitt lost his toes as a result of peripheral nerve damage from exposure to dirty water at Camp Lejeune in the 1980s.

www.thedailybeast.com

He lost them as a result of developing toxic peripheral polyneuropathy, which causes nerve damage and the loss of function of the extremities, after he was exposed to contaminated water while stationed at the Marine Corps base Camp Lejeune in the 1980s.

Whoa.

 

[Beebo Brink]

In a recent interview with The Sun, Bobbitt said his time at Camp Lejeune left him with both physical and emotional damage, and he suspects the poisoned water may have had a role in his stormy relationship. “I wasn’t behaving the way I should have,” he admitted. “Maybe I would have made better decisions if my cognitive functioning wasn’t distorted by the chemicals.”

I'm guessing his wife was drinking that water, too.

 

[Cindy Claveau]

I'm guessing his wife was drinking that water, too.

They both may be entitled to compensation.

 

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[Katheryne Helendale]

I couldn't figure out why my doctor prescribed LSD for my constipation, until I saw a dragon and shit myself.

 

[Essence Lumin]

 

[Free]

Who knew a Reese's cup dozen was just a dozen.

 

[Isabeau]

 

[Free]

 

[Veritable Quandry]

Franz Kafka enters the chat...

 

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Franz Kafka enters the chat...

[Wearing arrow through head] This arrow does not bring the release I so desperately crave.

 

[Caete]

 

[Cindy Claveau]

 

[Caete]

 

[CronoCloud Creeggan]

These X in Super-Panavision videos are freaky. (They've been showing up for me too.) Though this one made Milhouse look like Paul in the Wonder Years.

 

[Caete]

 

[Govi]

Adam and Eve 40 years later

Life after Eden isn’t the paradise we all hoped for… #comedy

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