Cindy Claveau
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Joe Biden Wanted For Arson After Burning Barn At DNC
Joe Biden Wanted For Arson After Burning Barn At DNC
Joe Biden’s speech at the Democratic National Convention Monday night started late, well after primetime, as if the diehard convention-watchers would have worried too much about that. (Sorry East Coast.) Maybe we’re just not cynical enough, but we aren’t buying the Terminally Online notion that the speech was deliberately pushed back to somehow prevent viewers from being reminded that Biden is no longer the party’s nominee. That one’s pretty much out of the bag, we hear.
Besides, the fact that this was Biden’s big pass-the-torch moment was why everyone there —including Biden — started crying as soon as he came onstage. Biden dabbed at his eyes with a tissue, Tim Walz looked like he was on the verge of bawling, and the crowd kept applauding so loudly that Biden had to try several times to actually start. And then he made the case for his own legacy and for his successor, Kamala Harris. That was especially clear every time he’d mention a policy achievement and the crowd chanted “Thank you Joe!” — he’d remind them, to cheers, “… thank you Kamala, too!” But people are conditioned to three-beat chanting, so nobody really chanted all seven syllables of “Thank you Joe and Kamala.” Dave Brubeck could have pulled it off, we bet, but is not currently available.
Biden’s speech was grateful, reflective, fiery, everything you’d want in what amounts to a farewell address, a few months early (all his speeches are going to sound a bit like farewells now). He gave Harris a wholehearted endorsement at every chance, noting that the achievements of his administration were a team effort. He reviewed all the things his administration has managed to do, most of it in just the first two years when Democrats held a tiny congressional majority: Infrastructure, jobs, rebuilding the economy after COVID, and passing the most significant climate legislation in history. He noted that he was the first president to ever walk a picket line, reminding me I need to order one of those “TRUMP IS A SCAB” shirts the UAW folks — including union President Shawn Fain — wore at the convention.


















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