Ruin a first date in 4 words

[Noodles]

"Your dad was better."

 

[EmpressOfCommunism]

It's not crabs, honest!

 

[Tirellia]

I only take cash.

 

[Caete]

I collect human skulls.

 

[Free]

"Consider: Full body waxing."

 

[Roxanne Blue]

It's not a mustache.

 

[Imnotgoing Sideways]

"Ask me about LOOM." (^_^)

 

[Veritable Quandry]

Are you on LinkedIn?

 

[Free]

"I am a Linden."

 

[Dancien]

"So about my chlamydia"

 

[Kalel]

Does this look infected?

 

[Clara D.]

Is that smell you?

 

[Isabeau]

Is that smell you?

Why yes, it is.