Post a sentence you can use during sex or at a family dinner

[Clara D.]

Does this taste funny to you too?

 

[Caete]

Hmmm there's an odd aftertaste I can't place...

 

[Free]

That's gonna leave a stain.

 

[Govi]

That was my best tablecloth!

 

[Casey Pelous]

*nervously*

Mom -- Dad --- this is Rocko ......

 

[Worthless Whore]

You expect me to eat THAT??

 

[Worthless Whore]

You need to reheat that before you eat it.

 

[Worthless Whore]

May I have seconds?

 

[Worthless Whore]

Shove that in me and fuck me hard!



...what? Doesn't everyone say that at dinner?
Just me?

 

[Katheryne Helendale]

Dear God, that's an enormous wiener!

 

[Victorianna Writer]

I can't swallow, it's too big

 

[Tigar]

This tastes like Grandma!

 

[Free]

*reading directions*
Serves four.

 

[Victorianna Writer]

Take that thing out of your mouth!!!

 

[WinterRabbit]

Hot dogs again so soon?

 

[Wesleytron]

Do you mind if I have a little bit of what you're having?

 

[WinterRabbit]

Is it warm enough for you?

 

[Victorianna Writer]

What is all sticky and wet?
lol

 

[Victorianna Writer]

This tastes like Grandma!

That's so wrong!! LMAO

 

[WinterRabbit]

I didn't know there was white stuff in it.