Post a sentence you can use during sex or at a family dinner

[Wesleytron]

Oh go on then! I'll try anything once.

 

[Victorianna Writer]

I didn't know there was white stuff in it.

It's more like "What is that white stuff?" lol

I had a friend in high school that came with me to my boyfriend at the time, him and his roomates house and well, they and a bunch of other friends were watching a porn, and my friend LITERALLY said, "what's that white stuff"! OMG....you never seen a whole living room of ppl literally crying from laughing so hard.

 

[Free]

Anyone have room left for pie?

 

[Worthless Whore]

You have some dribbling down your chin...

 

[Victorianna Writer]

You're gonna gag on that!

 

[Worthless Whore]

Everyone says yours is the best in town, so I'm really excited to try it!

 

[Worthless Whore]

Hey now, no fighting - you'll all get some!

 

[WinterRabbit]

It's bigger than it looks on the package.

 

[eku zhong]

can you toss the salad while I shake up the dressing?

 

[Stora]

Is that the dog sniffing around again ?

 

[Wesleytron]

If you don't like it you can just spit it out.

 

[WinterRabbit]

Was it supposed to be this watery?

 

[Wesleytron]

For what we are about to receive, may the Lord make us truly thankful. Amen.

 

[Victorianna Writer]

Get that Willy outta here....it's a dirty!!!!

 

[Clara D.]

This is amazingly cheesy.

 

[Caete]

Be sure to save room for jello!

 

[eku zhong]

Would you like custard or cream with your spotted dick?

 

[Victorianna Writer]

Got to shoot better outside the key

 

[Roxanne Blue]

Is anyone else eating that?

 

[Dakota Tebaldi]

We hardly ever have time to do things like this anymore...