LOL! Political ZOMGWTF

Khamon

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Is anything banned everywhere? Not that I can think of. Help me think.
 

Innula Zenovka

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YEP... so much of the bible doesn't jive very well with evangelicals, and MAGA philosophy:


Matthew 6:5

“When you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, who love to stand and pray in the synagogues and on street corners so that others may see them. Amen, I say to you, they have received their reward. 6But when you pray, go to your inner room, close the door, and pray to your Father in secret."

Matthew 19:24

"I'll say it again-it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of A needle than for a rich person to enter the Kingdom of God!"
The actual sin of Sodom, according to Ezekiel 16:49-50 (and he ought to know, being a prophet and all that)
49 “ ‘Now this was the sin of your sister Sodom: She and her daughters were arrogant, overfed and unconcerned; they did not help the poor and needy.
50 They were haughty and did detestable things before me. Therefore I did away with them as you have seen.
That one should really upset MAGA Evangelicals.
 

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