LOL! Political ZOMGWTF

[Innula Zenovka]

 

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[Rose Karuna]

It truly scares me that so many politicians I see being elected are so willfully ignorant that they border on moronic. Just in the US: Trump, Marjorie Taylor Green, Loren Boebert, George Santos ... And the locals we have here in Florida, OMG. The disconcerting part is that most people voting for them know what is coming out of their mouths is complete trash but they seem to love it anyway. It endears them instead of repels them.

 

[Cindy Claveau]

It truly scares me that so many politicians I see being elected are so willfully ignorant that they border on moronic. Just in the US: Trump, Marjorie Taylor Green, Loren Boebert, George Santos ... And the locals we have here in Florida, OMG. The disconcerting part is that most people voting for them know what is coming out of their mouths is complete trash but they seem to love it anyway. It endears them instead of repels them.

I long ago gave up arguing with stupid. It's a waste of breath and time. I've changed doctors and stylists over politics and my life is so much calmer now.

 

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[Innula Zenovka]

 

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[Free]

Somehow the name seems more...gay.

 

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[Soen Eber]

We need a "Bible vs MAGA" group or web site or something.

 

[GoblinCampFollower]

We need a "Bible vs MAGA" group or web site or something.

YEP... so much of the bible doesn't jive very well with evangelicals, and MAGA philosophy:


Matthew 6:5

“When you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, who love to stand and pray in the synagogues and on street corners so that others may see them. Amen, I say to you, they have received their reward. 6But when you pray, go to your inner room, close the door, and pray to your Father in secret."

Matthew 19:24

"I'll say it again-it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of A needle than for a rich person to enter the Kingdom of God!"

 

[Lexxi]

The Bible is weird.

“No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord." - Deuteronomy 23:1

“And a young man followed him, with nothing but a linen cloth about his body. And they seized him, but he left the linen cloth and ran away naked.” - Mark 14:51-52

“And Esau said to Jacob, “Let me eat some of that red stew, for I am exhausted!” - Genesis 25:30

“He went up from there to Bethel, and while he was going up on the way, some small boys came out of the city and jeered at him, saying, “Go up, you baldhead! Go up, you baldhead!” And he turned around, and when he saw them, he cursed them in the name of the Lord. And two she-bears came out of the woods and tore forty-two of the boys.” - 2 Kings 2:23-24

“Then the Lord opened the mouth of the donkey, and she said to Balaam, “What have I done to you, that you have struck me these three times?” - Numbers 22:28

“Then Zipporah took a flint and cut off her son’s foreskin and touched Moses’ feet with it and said, “Surely you are a bridegroom of blood to me!” - Exodus 4:25

“Blessed shall he be who takes your little ones and dashes them against the rock!” - Psalm 137:9

“So we boiled my son and ate him. And on the next day I said to her, ‘Give your son, that we may eat him.’ But she has hidden her son.” - 2 Kings 6:29

“When the Lord first spoke through Hosea, the Lord said to Hosea, “Go, take to yourself a wife of whoredom and have children of whoredom, for the land commits great whoredom by forsaking the Lord.” - Horsa 1:2

 

[Soen Eber]

No one ever said the Bible wasn't full of Florida man, but spouting utilitarianism, Kant, Locke, and Rousseau would be rather pointless right now.

 

[Free]

Gee, sure seems like the Bible should be banned.

 

[Khamon]

The Bible is banned in several countries.

 

[Cindy Claveau]

Gee, sure seems like the Bible should be banned.

And he didn't even get to the juicy parts yet.