Pizza!

[Bartholomew Gallacher]

Professional dough kneaders start somewhere around 1000 EUR/USD. Of course that's nothing you buy just for one pizza a month in your home.

All household stuff is just a bad copy of this normally, using technically inferior gears and such which sadly will break sooner than later.

 

[Sid]

That's why if I eat pizza, it is always professionally made, so from one of the local pizza bakers in town.

 

[Soen Eber]

I'm more of a quantity-over-quality sort of pizza eater.

 

[Aribeth Zelin]

I can make a pretty decent keto pizza crust. But honestly, for myself I prefer to just do the toppings in a pan.

 

[Lady Darnk Juniorette]

Pizza good.

 

[Katheryne Helendale]

Too thick, wet and gooey for me ...

Edited to ask; is that weird dark green asparagus on that pizza?

Might be bell peppers. I think.

Not quite sure that's eatable with hands. Might need a knife and fork for that one.

 

[Free]

Too thick, wet and gooey for me ...

Some love is thicc.

Edited to ask; is that weird dark green asparagus on that pizza?

As Katheryne notes, it's (green) bell pepper slices.

 

[Free]

And another 10 or 15 minutes in the oven.

So you enjoy blackened pizza?

 

[Soen Eber]

So you enjoy blackened pizza?

That pizza as presented is simply inedible for me - too much ... much, so yes, a blackened pizza is easier to throw out. That much dough would simply sit in my gut and I'd have no energy for anything to be honest.

 

[Free]

That pizza as presented is simply inedible for me - too much ... much, so yes, a blackened pizza is easier to throw out. That much dough would simply sit in my gut and I'd have no energy for anything to be honest.

Then let us be thankful it wasn't made for you.

 

[Lady Darnk Juniorette]

Then let us be thankful it wasn't made for you.

How'z it feel being on the other side of the pizza opinion?!

THE PIZZA LOOKS GREAT, THESE PEOPLE ARE WRONG!!!

 

[Soen Eber]

How'z it feel being on the other side of the pizza opinion?!

THE PIZZA LOOKS GREAT, THESE PEOPLE ARE WRONG!!!

I once believed there was no such thing as bad sex, bad pizza, or a bad Wir Sind Helden album.

I was wrong.

 

[Free]

How'z it feel being on the other side of the pizza opinion?!

I haven't said a thing how *I* feel about that pizza...

 

[Veritable Quandry]

That pizza reminds me of something...

 

[Katheryne Helendale]

I once believed there was no such thing as bad sex, bad pizza, or a bad Wir Sind Helden album.

I was wrong.

Oh, trust me, there's definitely such a thing as bad sex!

 

[Essence Lumin]

All those charges and he picked Little Caesars.

Police: Man steals Little Caesars pizza and breadsticks, leading to high-speed chase

SALT LAKE CITY (KUTV) — An Orem, Utah man is facing a wide range of charges after police say he stole pizza and breadsticks from a Little Caesar's restaurant, threatened to slit the throat of the manager when confronted, and led police on a high-speed chase all over the city Wednesday. According...

local12.com

Heilbut is facing the following list of charges:

• Robbery, a second-degree felony
• Felony commercial obstruction, a second-degree felony
• Failure to stop at the command of police, a third-degree felony
• Possession of a controlled substance, a class A misdemeanor
• Two charges of reckless driving, both class B misdemeanors
• Threat of violence, a class B misdemeanor
• Driving with a measurable amount of a controlled substance, a class B misdemeanor
• Use or possession of drug paraphernalia, a class B misdemeanor

 

[Rose Karuna]

All those charges and he picked Little Caesars.

Police: Man steals Little Caesars pizza and breadsticks, leading to high-speed chase

SALT LAKE CITY (KUTV) — An Orem, Utah man is facing a wide range of charges after police say he stole pizza and breadsticks from a Little Caesar's restaurant, threatened to slit the throat of the manager when confronted, and led police on a high-speed chase all over the city Wednesday. According...

local12.com

Why would the cops go on a dangerous high speed chase just to arrest someone who stole pizza? High speed chases are so dangerous that this is ridiculous. Also, if the saw his car, then they could easily have tracked him back to his home and arrested him there. I hope they were reprimanded for their carelessness.

Sorry that this comment is in the pizza thread. Orders a good, Italian, thin crusted, pizza for everyone, sans pineapple.

 

[Free]

If he ordered the pizzas online, then he shouldn't be charged for stealing the bread.

 

[Free]

I can't tell, but is there a pizza under all that pepperoni?

 

[Katheryne Helendale]

I can't tell, but is there a pizza under all that pepperoni?

Dear Lord, that's a lot of pepperoni!