Nobody Cares - Second Life Is Weird AF

[Cristiano]

This is super creepy:

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[Cristiano]

[19:00] Allison Midnight (mistress.midnight): i'm trying to seduce you
[19:00] Allison Midnight (mistress.midnight): lol
[19:01] Cristiano Midnight: that's incredibly sexy
[19:01] Allison Midnight (mistress.midnight): except the holes where my hands would go if my arms were longer
[19:01] Cristiano Midnight: lol I just noticed that
[19:01] Allison Midnight (mistress.midnight): like little polar bear buttholes
[19:02] Cristiano Midnight: that kind of kills the mood
[19:02] Allison Midnight (mistress.midnight): lol

 

[Knutz Scorpio]

"Like noobs to a money tree"

Counted over 30 in that one spot, not sure my viewer rez'd them all.

 

[Cristiano]

[16:15] Cristiano Midnight: I just noticed the statue behind us has a gas mask on
[16:15] Allison Midnight (mistress.midnight): and a hell of a pair of tits

 

[Cristiano]

I need to stop buying stuff at sales events:

 

[Lady Darnk Juniorette]

[16:15] Cristiano Midnight: I just noticed the statue behind us has a gas mask on
[16:15] Allison Midnight (mistress.midnight): and a hell of a pair of tits

Need boobs reaction.

 

[Cristiano]

 

[Archer]

It's so pretty!

 

[Free]

How is this weird?

 

[Cristiano]

Some rando left coffins in the water in our sim that emit bats:

 

[Free]

Now if only they can get the bats that emit coffins problem solved.

 

[Cristiano]

Spoiler for NWSF:

Spoiler

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

I found a great reason for no mod perms on an item! Someone might remove the anti-rez script!

 

[Clara D.]

I found a great reason for no mod perms on an item! Someone might remove the anti-rez script!

Might have done that when something was left mod...

 

[Dakota Tebaldi]

 

[Mechanical]

How many max height Dargos are in SL? For comparison the one in the middle is 5'7" in heels

 

[Knutz Scorpio]

Once overheard at a dance club
"You could BJ him without scuffing your knees"

 

[Jopsy Pendragon]

Glanced at the release notes to the latest version and it starts with:

6.4.1.540593 - Maintenance
Monday, April 27, 2020
Release Notes
The Zirbenz Stone Pine Liqueur is a specially crafted beverage that comes from the Alps in Austria. The key ingredient from which this liqueur draws its flavor is the Arolla Stone Pine Fruit that is native to the Alps. Exceptionally smooth, slightly sweet and with a crisp floral finish – this Pine liqueur has been made the same way since 1797. Since this is an artisanal liqueur, it is not mass produced in any factory. Usually enjoyed as an after-ski drink, the liqueur is also used in various cocktails. It is made from completely natural ingredients. This liqueur was first made by Josef Hofer. It is handcrafted and bottled in a family distillery till date.

I mean... neat, sure, but ... what the heck does that have to do with SL? I don't remember them throwing in random trivial in the past... is this some gag or meme I'm not aware of?

 

[Fionalein]

Glanced at the release notes to the latest version and it starts with:


I mean... neat, sure, but ... what the heck does that have to do with SL? I don't remember them throwing in random trivial in the past... is this some gag or meme I'm not aware of?

Maybe they are just alcoholics - would explain a lot.

 

[Free]

I consider the release notes weird stuff to be tests to see if anyone is reading them.

Well? HOORAH!