Nobody Cares if it's Off Topic

[danielravennest]

So somebody was not only keeping an illegal tiger as a pet - they also abandoned the fucking thing?

Either that, or the tiger came from somewhere else, and considered the garage a very large box. We know how kitties love boxes.

 

[Clara D.]

 

[Tigar]

*Woman sees tiger and looks down at her joint with an amazed look on her face*

Oh hai. I can has a hit plzkthnx?

 

[Free]

 

[Free]

Teacher got her long hair cut short because she was tired of 5-year-old Texas bullies

 

[Dillon Levenque]

Acquiring karma at the workplace:
Men rescue 'dog' from ice, find wolf

 

[Free]

Not sure where to put this, so...

The internet’s best fake toys are going in a fake museum

Since 2015, Jeff Wysaski has been making fake signs and toys and leaving them out in the real world for people to find. Going by the name Obvious Plant, some of his recent creations range from believable bootleg dollar store finds, like Mobile Suit Garfield, to the more conceptual, like an empty plastic bag filled with Muppet screams.

The project has amassed over 600,000 followers online, and it’s turned into Wysaski’s full-time job. He sells his favorites on an online shop, but for the past several months, Wysaski has been working on over 100 items to display at his upcoming Museum of Toys pop-up in Los Angeles where he’s based.

 

[Free]

 

[Free]

It's a thread!

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

 

[Free]

 

[Tigar]

I dun’ wanna see her chalk bill!

 

[Tigar]

Fuck taht noise! Gimmie de political comics!

 

[Free]

Penint

Have fun!

 

[Innula Zenovka]

I wrestled a glass of vodka because the voices in my head said so.

 

[Jolene Benoir]

I tripped over a hot dog. Hmmm....racy.

 

[Lady Darnk Juniorette]

I wrestled a glass of vodka because the voices in my head said so.

My birthday is july 9th and I don't like this.

 

[Jolene Benoir]

My birthday is july 9th and I don't like this.

LMAO! You have the worst luck when it comes to mayo.

 

[Katheryne Helendale]

I wrestled a glass of vodka because the voices in my head said so.

I beat my professor because I needed to pee.

 

[Katheryne Helendale]

My birthday is july 9th and I don't like this.

How do you make out with some mayon-- no, never mind, I really don't want to know!