Nobody Cares: Gaming Edition

[Bartholomew Gallacher]

Some games are just... WTF? to me, like this one named "I love you, Colonel Sanders. A finger lickin' good dating simulator." And Colonel Sanders means - yup - the one from KFC. The whole game is a parody on Japanese dating simulators, manga style, and indeed it was created by KFC.

You can get it for free on Steam, playtime maybe 60-90 minutes, and quality is okay for such a free game, which in the end is nothing but a big commercial for KFC. Obviously, so you can expect to hear a lot about 11 herbs and spices, chickens and such things.

You start as a rookie in a culinary school, and your target is to impress Colonel Sanders so much in the end that he takes you out on a date, and forgets about his chickens for a while. It's quite fun actually, I've had worse games than this one.

 

[Imnotgoing Sideways]

TFW the matchmaker accidentally smurfs you... ()

 

[Noodles]

I've the last couple of days I have played through and gotten all of the achivements for Gris.

It's an incredibly beautiful game, though fairly short and there isn't exactly any enemies or challenge or anything.

 

[Anya Ristow]

TFW the matchmaker accidentally smurfs you... ()

Not even sure what this is. We got rolled.

 

[Imnotgoing Sideways]

Not even sure what this is. We got rolled.

Please tell me that's an attack-only QP round. (O_O)
I mean... There would be at least 1 second of Obj while defending... Right? (O_O)

 

[Anya Ristow]

Please tell me that's an attack-only QP round. (O_O)
I mean... There would be at least 1 second of Obj while defending... Right? (O_O)

Definitely QP. I don't remember if it was attack or defense. I can picture myself as Mercy never touching the first point in Volskaya, since I set up behind the tanks at the choke. But the second point? The attackers would have to make it to the second point before I respawned. Not impossible. I might have fought that short battle in the corridors around the point.

Actually, it would have to have been defense. An unsuccessful attack would have been at least 3 minutes, right?

 

[Bartholomew Gallacher]

Here's now another one for the fans of strange dating simulators: enter Amorous, a free pansexual furry dating game! Just create your own furry and start having fun!

Don't ask me why my machine recommendations are now full of such stuff, only because I've played once "Doki Doki Literature Club", which is smore like a horror game...

 

[Anya Ristow]

I didn't stay with this team.

 

[Veritable Quandry]

Origin has a bunch of Sims 4 content on sale right now. Some really good deals.
Origin

 

[Jolene Benoir]

GTA Online and Red Dead Online Have a Record-Breaking Holiday Season - Rockstar Games

Rockstar is giving away $2 million to GTA Online players. You get $1 million for playing between Jan 30 - Feb 5 and another $1 million for playing between Feb 6 - Feb 12. I guess it is because they've broken player records since the release of the Diamond Casino Heist. I know I've been robbing that place like craaazy, then taking a nice relaxing spa in the penthouse directly above. I've earned overall $341 million in the game, spent $235 million and currently have $120 million. Of that, probably about $35-40 million is from the new heist. Thought those that might not have been playing lately might like a bit of cash.

They're also giving away for Red Dead Online:

Gunslinger's Cache: Play between January 28th and February 3rd to get a Free Schofield Revolver, a Free Varmint Rifle and the Devastating Ammo Bundle, which includes 100x Split Point Revolver Ammo, 100x High Velocity Pistol Ammo, 100x Express Repeater Ammo, 100x Slug Shotgun Ammo, and 20x Explosive Rifle Ammo.

Bounty Hunter's Kit: Play between February 4th and February 10th to get a Free Bounty Hunter license, 25x Bolas, and 25x Tracking Arrows.

 

[Free]

Blizzard now claims full copyright for player-made “custom game” mods

New legal language would ensure total ownership of the next Dota.

arstechnica.com

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...

 

[Essence Lumin]

A bit behind the times I guess, but me and my best friend / my love have been playing Stardew Valley for hours and hours. I spent a month and a half visiting her on the west coast. We played our own individual characters looking over our shoulders and laptops. Now that I've flown back to NJ we started a new farm in coop mode tonight. We best chop a bit more wood to get those starfish and such on the little beginner island!

 

[Essence Lumin]

There isn't anyone here at the Stardrop Saloon. I'm grabbing a beer and leaving my money on the counter. If they give me crap about it I'll tell them they shouldn't leave the place unattended.

Adding: Gus and Pam both showed up. Pam was upset about her sister hating wild horseradish.

 

[Essence Lumin]

This is about my character in Stardew Valley, behind spoilers only because it's probably boring, but maybe not to Stardew Valley fans.

Spoiler

Stardew Valley, some of the ways to live my life, I don't know, it is a little warped.

I'd like to finish the community center. I can't get a walleye though and that isn't till next season.
I suppose I could just go to sleep again right after I awake but that's no fun. So what to do with my time until then?

I want to marry Emily. She seems to be my only real choice. She has four hearts and is single. I talk with her if I'm not working hard at the mines or otherwise distracted. She can have all the wool she wants but she will only take a couple of pieces a week. Pam isn't single.

The monsters at skull cavern take me out all of the time so I don't know if I want to go down there right now. I have my greenhouse going pretty well with about 1/3 ancient fruits and 2/3 star fruits. Just a 100,000 gold on me now though. So not enough money yet for a gazillion stones, stairs, and bombs for skull cavern. Or maybe I'm just being cowardly.

Fishing doesn't seem to do much for me at the moment, so I'm making enough cheese and mayonaise I can to keep the villagers happy. They will like me except for the kids. I don't know if they like mayonaise but they don't like cheese. Special loves I care for are the wizard who gets his void or star essences, Pam gets her cranberry wine, Linus gets his coconuts and Emily gets all the wool and cloth she desires.

 

[Imnotgoing Sideways]

How to be a total buttnugget in Overwatch. =^-^=

EDIT: Reupp'd Video

 

[Anya Ristow]

How to be a total buttnugget in Overwatch. =^-^=

I did that on Hanamura 1p, while the defenders were further forward than they shoulda been, and got "on fire" without firing a shot. Then my team stomped them as they tried to come back.

 

[Lady Darnk Juniorette]

 

[Dakota Tebaldi]

LOL I'm dying

 

[Dakota Tebaldi]

 

[Lady Darnk Juniorette]

I had mega man 2.

I liked how you could hit right real quick and skip the whole level.