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I've been watching the Marvel Universe-adjacent horror series Helstrom. To my delight I noticed that one of the actors is Elizabeth Marvel. Since she is married, you could traditionally refer to her as the Marvelous Mrs. Mar-vel. If you are more up-to-date you can call her Ms. Marvel. :)

I'm three episodes in, and so far the only Marvel link is a Roxxon gas station. Otherwise it's been family horror.
 

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Been watching theough the original CSI.

So, there was an episode where they went to an Ozzy Osbourne concert. Ozzy is there, as himself. So in the CSI universe, Ozzy exists.

Fast forward a season and a half, Sharon Osbourne shows up, except she isn't playing herself. So would her character be a doppleganger for the in universe Sharon Osbourne that presumably exists?

It just seems weird.
 

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Hold my beer and watch this.

The rebooted "Star "Trek" movies feature songs by the Beastie Boys which are played by the characters as a plot point. There is a Beastie Boys song that includes the line "like a pinch on the neck from Mr. Spock."

So how do the Beastie Boys in that timeline know about Vulcans? Did TOS exist in their universe and does Kirk get teased for the way Shatner talks? How do they explain 20th century entertainment predicting the future so accurately?
 

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Hold my beer and watch this.

The rebooted "Star "Trek" movies feature songs by the Beastie Boys which are played by the characters as a plot point. There is a Beastie Boys song that includes the line "like a pinch on the neck from Mr. Spock."

So how do the Beastie Boys in that timeline know about Vulcans? Did TOS exist in their universe and does Kirk get teased for the way Shatner talks? How do they explain 20th century entertainment predicting the future so accurately?
It would be funny if they did a remake of Voyage Home (like with Kahn), where they go to the past to save Whales, and at some point they meet the Beasie Boys (because the characters are fans) and then Spock does the neck pinch in front of them.

Making the lyric an in universe reference to the actual Spock.
 

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Season 1 of Servant of the People is on Netflix now. It's subbed, not dubbed, and seasons 2 and 3 are not up yet. I imagine there's a mad bidding war for them going on behind the scenes right now. I hope they make a good dub of the series, eventually.

For now, though, I think the only way for non-Ukranian speakers to watch all 3 seasons, is to do what I described in my earlier post on this thread: Pull it up on YouTube, run the Russian subtitles, and have the auto-translator translate to English. It's not perfect, but it works.

 

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The aspect of chaotic cult film screenings that often isn't thought about


 

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American Song Contest premieres tonight at 8:00. I don't care about contest shows, usually, but I'm a big Eurovision fan, and this is supposed to be American Eurovision. It's been in production hell for decades, so I know it will be a trainwreck, but Eurovision is supposed to be weird, so maybe it will be more weird than bad? It's being done by Peacock, who have proven that they can do good weird shows, with their Bel Air and Joe vs Carole dramas, and I love how over the top kitschey Endgame is, so maybe they will do American Song Contest right? I showed a European friend a trailer and their reaction was that it looks too heterosexual. I can't really argue with that, but maybe it will be good anyway.

Anyway... the set up is basically American Idol, with contestants representing American states. Contestants from 50 states, 5 territories, and Washington, DC compete to win the singing contest. Sorry, it's not an international North American contest. I would have been excited to see what Cuba and Argentina send to to something like that, but that's not the contest right now.

Here is the list of contestants:

A few musicians you might recognize:

Jewel is representing Alaska
Michael Bolton is representing Connecticut
Sisqo is representing Maryland
Crystal Method is representing Nevada
(note: I love Crystal Method, but unfortunately, it's just one guy now, so it might not be what you think)

At the very least, it will be interesting to see what these people have been up to since I heard them last.

I did get a Peacock subsription for this. Well, not purely for this, but also the other stuff they have, plus Eurovision premieres on Peacock the day after the finale of American Song Contest. I've had to pirate Eurovision for so long, it will be nice to be able to just watch it legally for once.
 

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American Song Contest was... better than I expected!

Format: They have the audience vote for 3 contestants to advance to the next bracket. They also have a panel of judges, one from each state, who are from the music industry, and they are not allowed to vote for their own state. The judges get to pick one contestant to advance. So 4 musicians from each episode advance, in single elimination format.

They allow lip synching, though. I know, this is stupid, but if you look at Alexa's performance, it's pretty clear she was lip synching. Everything else about her was great, though! She's a K-Pop star from Oklahoma, so she might have K-Pop fan power to get all the votes, anyway.

It's good to remember that they don't have 70 years worth of rules like Eurovision does, so they allow things like livestock on stage, which, unfortunately, nobody has taken advantage of, yet.

They had a lot of great stuff. Here's the promo introducing the artists from the first episode. The cowboy rapper from Wyoming was awesome, and the guy from Wisconsin reminded me of Elvis on Sullivan, except with a coke addicted camera operator. Seriously, I wanted to murder the producer for half the show. They do not need to cut every 200 milliseconds! Another problem: Unfortunately, Michael Bolton can't belt any more. His voice sounds old and weak. The sound engineer should have fixed that. The girl from Mississippi would have been great, but she was mixed wrong, too, which suggests that not everybody lip synchs (I think we all expect the K-Pop star to lip synch, though).

How much was it like the real Eurovision? Well... I'll say the overall presentation was like American Idol, but without the judges, which would be a step in the right direction for American Idol. The performances were elaborate, flamboyant affairs, just like you would expect on Eurovision, and lets be honest, that's what's really important. As far as the judging goes... if you are a Eurovision fan like me, you predicted the musician the judges were about to select within the first few bars of seeing Hueston perform. Heston is a crooner from Rhode Island, and he did a simple, soulful, one guy on a bar stool song, after everybody else did massive, elaborate productions. Eurovision fans know the one dude on a stool song is like the Eurovision equivalent of Oscar bait.

So it's not the train wreck most people thought it would be. It's a little different, but it's still weird, and elaborate. It will be interesting to see how the show plays out.
 
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One thing I learned elsewhere on the internet, discussing American Song Contest with random people...

Never bring up lip synching with a k-pop fan! They get all kinds of crazy about it, like you're rejecting the entire Korean culture if you don't accept the musicianhood of lip syncers, like Alexa, from American Song Contest.
 
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The only “reality” show I’m watching at the moment is Survivor.

I’m team Maryanne…

 
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You ever watch something that just feels like SL?

Like, I saw Paradise Hills on Netflix the other day. It's a fun movie. I liked it, even though it has a lot of plot holes, and Awkwafina is in it (I'll refrain from ranting about how much I despise Awkwafina). The basic plot is a young lady is kidnapped and brought to a brainwashing facility to turn her into a perfect wife for a rich douchebag. I thought it might be rated PG-13, but it got a TV-MA rating, for some reason. It's a little Stepford Wives, and a little Story of O, but the visual and narrative approach seems to take more inspiration from the TV show The Prisoner. It's absolutely gorgeous. The style is definitely something I could see somebody pulling off in SL, though. Especially the costuming. The climax features what all of us would instantly recognize as an RLV plant trap.

I'm not saying it's the greatest film ever, but it's not terrible. I liked it.

I'm trying to think of other films that remind me of SL like this, but that aren't explicitly used for roleplay settings in SL. I mean, we can all point to Star Wars, and GoT, and Blade Runner, and the LOTR films as things we play out in SL in an explicit way, but I can't think of other films that feel like SL to me, like Paradise Hills does.
 

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I'm loving HBO Max's new historical drama Minx. It is historical fiction, about the first women's erotica magazine. Judging by events depicted in the show, it's set in 1972, shortly after Burt Reynolds posed nude for Cosmo.

What bothers me about it is the critics. Critics love it, and that's great, but they are trying to sell it as a docudrama, and that's bullshit. They keep publishing headlines like this:

'Minx': How HBO Max's feminist porn comedy exposes the surprising history of adult magazines

That headline is a big, fat lie! They bury the lede 3 paragraphs in, and then say it was inspired by Playgirl and Ms Magazine, and Gloria Steinham. It strikes me as bizarre to associate nudity with Ms. magazine, but I admit I never really read Ms magazine very much. I just always assumed it was more PG rated than XXX. Every critic makes this comparison, though, as if Gloria Steinham was a pornographic trailblazer, when in reality, Steihnam hated porn!

Minx doesn't have to be real to be good, though! It's a lot of fun, like Mad Men, but for porn.

I hope Minx does well, and inspires a spin off about an old gay magazine. There have to be a lot of wild pre-stonewall stories they could use about old magazines, like Drum magazine, or The Ladder.

 
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