Yay! Nobody Cares about Tickle Me Elmo Musk

[Bartholomew Gallacher]

Elon Musk wants to create his own semiconductor manufacturing plant in Texas; he named his brainchild the Terafab.

This monstrosity, initial investment is about $17bn. and later will cost up to $119 bn., will have 10x the area of the Gigafab.

The goal is in the end to produce in one year 50x the global production of 2026.

Why? Because Musk needs tons of chips: for Tesla, robots and a Level II civilization on the Kardashev scale and putting AI datacenters into earth orbit. No joke. It should produce chips, memory and package processors with 1 Terawatt as annual compute.

Companies involved are SpaceX, Tesla, Intel. First a prototype will be build in the Gigafactory in Texas. The real building should then be located in Grimes county, total size of 9 square kilometers.

Terafab

Tesla, SpaceX, and xAI are launching the most epic chip-building effort ever - combining logic, memory and advanced packaging under one roof. A future among the stars.

terafab.ai

 

[detrius]

Terrorfap?



(ETA: That does sound like something Musk would do.)

 

[Soen Eber]

Elon Musk wants to create his own semiconductor manufacturing plant in Texas; he named his brainchild the Terafab.

This monstrosity, initial investment is about $17bn. and later will cost up to $119 bn., will have 10x the area of the Gigafab.

The goal is in the end to produce in one year 50x the global production of 2026.

Why? Because Musk needs tons of chips: for Tesla, robots and a Level II civilization on the Kardashev scale and putting AI datacenters into earth orbit. No joke. It should produce chips, memory and package processors with 1 Terawatt as annual compute.

Companies involved are SpaceX, Tesla, Intel. First a prototype will be build in the Gigafactory in Texas. The real building should then be located in Grimes county, total size of 9 square kilometers.

Terafab

Tesla, SpaceX, and xAI are launching the most epic chip-building effort ever - combining logic, memory and advanced packaging under one roof. A future among the stars.

terafab.ai

That's about the size of downtown Minneapolis, for those familiar with the area, or Midtown Manhattan with a small slice of Central Park included. For one building (or, more likely, campus).

 

[Argent Stonecutter]

But no place to put solar panels, it's entirely fossil fuelled.

 

[Jopsy Pendragon]

That's about the size of downtown Minneapolis, for those familiar with the area, or Midtown Manhattan with a small slice of Central Park included. For one building (or, more likely, campus).

"welcome to terafab. i love you"

 

[detrius]

Shouldn't he build it in an abandoned salt mine in upper Michigan?


He's such a failure as a nerd.

 

[Soen Eber]

"welcome to terafab. i love you"

Borg?

 

[Free]

Man, can you imagine that going up in flames?

 

[Dakota Tebaldi]

Man, can you imagine that going up in flames?

Don't tease me

 

[Jopsy Pendragon]

Borg?

It's "Costco" in the year 2505(ish), from the movie "Idiocracy", which like climate scientists, *woefully underestimated* how far and how fast America would decline into inbred cranial rectal ineptitude.

 

[Jopsy Pendragon]

lol...

 

[Govi]

lol...

What was there before it was removed by a Reddit moderator?

 

[Free]

 

[detrius]

What was there before it was removed by a Reddit moderator?

Something about Musk's feud with "Cards Against Humanity".

Probably a reference to this:

Elon Musk Get ‘Sad Little B—tch’ Monument Courtesy of Cards Against Humanity - AOL

Elon Musk and Cards Against Humanity’s long-running feud shows no signs of stopping. The company announced plans for a new provocative monument targeting the SpaceX founder. Cards Against Humanity reignites its feud with Elon Musk with a provocative Texas monument Cards Against Humanity (CAH)...

www.aol.com

 

[Jopsy Pendragon]

Something about Musk's feud with "Cards Against Humanity".

Probably a reference to this:

Elon Musk Get ‘Sad Little B—tch’ Monument Courtesy of Cards Against Humanity - AOL

Elon Musk and Cards Against Humanity’s long-running feud shows no signs of stopping. The company announced plans for a new provocative monument targeting the SpaceX founder. Cards Against Humanity reignites its feud with Elon Musk with a provocative Texas monument Cards Against Humanity (CAH)...

www.aol.com

Yep that was it. =)

Damned reddit moderators... must be on Leon's payroll or something.

 

[detrius]

Yep that was it. =)

Damned reddit moderators... must be on Leon's payroll or something.

Reddit is probably brimming with Musk sycophants.

 

[Dakota Tebaldi]

I think I might have $10 to spare for this cause.

 

[Free]

This AI montage of himself as heroes and anti-heroes may be the cringiest thing Elon Musk has ever posted – and it’s a very crowded field

Elon Musk is a man primarily known for his great wealth, which he has largely achieved by buying his way into existing tech companies, as well as through a vast amount of government subsidies for those companies. It has earned him a reputation for being a genius with people who haven’t paid...

www.thepoke.com

 

[Jopsy Pendragon]

This AI montage of himself as heroes and anti-heroes may be the cringiest thing Elon Musk has ever posted – and it’s a very crowded field

Elon Musk is a man primarily known for his great wealth, which he has largely achieved by buying his way into existing tech companies, as well as through a vast amount of government subsidies for those companies. It has earned him a reputation for being a genius with people who haven’t paid...

www.thepoke.com

And it's such a very low bar to "subpass". And yet, I think he will find ways to sink below that.