Nobody cares about food.

Sid

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It just can happen over the years.
I for instance can't digest butter as I used to since a few years.
When it is used in a product like cake or waffles, most of the time not a big issue.
But when I use it on a slice of bread or a roll: stomach problems for sure.
 

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Sometimes, when I'm eating ordinary tea biscuits, I like to pretend I'm in a post apocalyptic situation and, after letting myself in an abandoned house, after much searching, I'm overjoyed to find these delicious biscuits (still crunchy!) How lucky am I to have found this precious food. This way, I can fool myself into thinking they're not so bad.
 

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Sometimes, when I'm eating ordinary tea biscuits, I like to pretend I'm in a post apocalyptic situation and, after letting myself in an abandoned house, after much searching, I'm overjoyed to find these delicious biscuits (still crunchy!) How lucky am I to have found this precious food. This way, I can fool myself into thinking they're not so bad.
Adorable.
 

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Sometimes, when I'm eating ordinary tea biscuits, I like to pretend I'm in a post apocalyptic situation and, after letting myself in an abandoned house, after much searching, I'm overjoyed to find these delicious biscuits (still crunchy!) How lucky am I to have found this precious food. This way, I can fool myself into thinking they're not so bad.
I add jam.
 

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I add jam.
Jam? What jam?

After surviving the flesh-eating virus that swept through the earth's population (I wasn't spared - I lost part of my arm, I'm left with a stump), we became easy targets for the giant tripods who took advantage of our dire situation, invading our homeland. Apparently, some lady language specialist tried to communicate with them using pictograms. It didn't go well.

We were forced to flee, to hide. Their extra-sensitivity to sound forced us underground. That's when I met another survivor - a pregnant woman. We apprehend the day the mewling newborn arrives.

Our search for food is hampered by the handkerchiefs we must wear to cover our eyes for if we were to actually SEE the creatures - Insanity! Chaos! Death.

No, Veritable, there's no fucking jam.
 

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The comments made me laugh this morning. I don't need scissors or a spoon to eat pasta but I respect all anti-conformists.
 
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