Yay! Nobody Cares about being a Real Man

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

OK, fine. How do I become a man?

Paging Elliott.

 

[Chalice Yao]

OK, fine. How do I become a man?

With this voice:

 

[Dakota Tebaldi]

OK, fine. How do I become a man?

By eating stew!

Instructions posted earlier in the thread.

 

[Free]

By eating stew!

I thought there is no spoon stew.

 

[Veritable Quandry]

 

[Innula Zenovka]

 

[Caete]

OK, fine. How do I become a man?

 

[Arkady Arkright]

A friend of mine did this while stoned, ended up in hospital. To be fair, he was just pissing into a hedge - he didn't know there was an electric fence on the other side...

 

[detrius]

By eating stew!

Instructions posted earlier in the thread.

I regularly prove my manliness by cooking for my parents when I visit them.

This recipe is a keeper: Beef Bourguignon (Julia Child Recipe)

 

[Innula Zenovka]

 

[Soen Eber]

OK, fine. How do I become a man?

Watch Lee Marvin movies?

 

[Dakota Tebaldi]

Obviously a lot of dudes are gonna be scared of women who could beat them in an arm-wrestling contest, that's not news; but I love how they cope by lashing out at guys who aren't

 

[Chalice Yao]

I am so very and absolutely gay for that.

 

[Free]

Obviously a lot of dudes are gonna be scared of women who could beat them in an arm-wrestling contest, that's not news; but I love how they cope by lashing out at guys who aren't

...............Did you say something?

 

[Dakota Tebaldi]

 

[detrius]

Watch Lee Marvin movies?

Ernest Borgnine really had a knack for playing characters with bad intentions.

"The Flight of the Phoenix", "Ice Station Zebra", "The Black Hole", "Convoy" and probably many more that I can't remember right now.

He and Terry-Thomas absolutely knew how to deploy that gap-toothed grin effectively.

 

[Katheryne Helendale]

 

[Argent Stonecutter]

Obviously men should go back to stockings, a skirt, and a bulging codpiece so there's no question who's the stud.

Tired of half measures, we at MasQ-Line Corp. have put the codpiece back where it belongs, to say to the shiggies not kidder but codder.

 

[Lexxi]

Men should go back to wearing dresses, like they did in the Middle East when the various books of the bible were being written. Argument could be to either dress traditionally, or like a Jedi.

 

[Free]

There are no ties in the bible.