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Guitar center wouldn't use AI would they? Hmm. They are selling a bass guitar with this description.


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I use ChatGPT for something really useful (to me) for the first time: Planning my summer vacation.
The program is really helpful and seems well informed. It saves me a lot of time googling to find and combine that sort of information.
A new fan is born. I even installed the app on my tablet to go with me on the vacation trip.
 
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A recent study found the following when looking at a representative sample of AI travel itineraries:

* 90% of AI-generated travel itineraries include at least one error, according to the research.
* Over half (52%) suggest visiting at least one attraction, restaurant or cafe outside of its opening hours.
* Nearly one in four (24%) recommend going to at least one restaurant, cafe or attraction that is permanently closed or closed until further notice.
* 30% of errors include a references to a Michelin-star restaurant.
* 1 in 4 (25%) of itineraries display a lack of logical planning, requiring travelers to backtrack or take unnecessary detours in order to reach places.
 

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The cases are not only superficially plausible, they are deeply plausible and on many levels.
That's what LLMs do. That is the whole of the trick.

At this point...

Using LLM in a legal case should be grounds for immediate disbarment and prosecution with a heavy gavel.
 
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ChatGPT, can you make The Pope as an Overwatch Hero?

Absolutely! Here's a concept for the Pope as an Overwatch-style hero—balancing reverence with creative flair to match Overwatch’s universe of diverse, stylized characters:


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Hero Name: Pontifex
Role: Support
Nationality: Vatican City
Affiliation: Independent


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Appearance & Style

Pontifex wears futuristic ceremonial robes interwoven with glowing gold circuits and white armored plating. A high-tech mitre acts as a neural interface. His staff doubles as a healing device and energy weapon.


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Abilities

1. Staff of Benediction (Primary Fire)

Mode 1 – Benediction Beam: Heals an ally over time with a steady holy-light beam.

Mode 2 – Judgment Pulse: Sends a short-range pulse of radiant energy to damage enemies.


2. Sanctified Ground (Ability 1)

Creates a small circular field for 5 seconds that heals allies inside and cleanses debuffs (like anti-heal or burns).


3. Papal Decree (Ability 2)

Issues a radiant command that temporarily buffs nearby allies with increased damage resistance and movement speed for 3 seconds.


4. Ultimate – Divine Mandate

Pontifex levitates into the air, radiating a massive aura of healing and damage mitigation across a large area for 8 seconds. Enemies inside the aura are slightly slowed and take reduced damage output.



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Voice Lines

“Peace through presence.”

“In unity, divinity.”

Ultimate: “Let the light guide you!”
 

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It sounds like SoundCloud has begun to dip its toes into the Evil Corporation stage of the business life cycle.

 

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Meow meow meow, meeeyow = Fuck off with your AI.

Chinese tech company Baidu is working on an artificial intelligence-based translation system that could finally decode the greatest language mystery in the world: your cat's meows.

As Reuters reports, the company filed a patent with the China National Intellectual Property Administration proposing an AI-powered system to translate animal sounds.

But whether it'll ultimately be successful in deciphering your dog's barks or your cat's meows remains to be seen. Despite years of research, scientists are still far from deciphering animal communication.
 
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Your dog is barking to tell you that there is someone walking on the sidewalk past your house.

Your cat is meowing because she would like food now please.

There, I just saved you all a shipload of money.
 
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Dakota = AI...
 
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Seriously though, who had a cat or dog for longer than like two months and didn't know by then what they're trying to communicate? There's no mystery when your dog barks literally every time someone is walking by, or when your cat is literally standing and pacing right in front of the door or their food bowl while they're meowing. They use their entire body to communicate, and it feels like you'd have to be impressively dense not to get the gist.

When I was really little, we had this cat who could be really sweet but was usually ornery, and even when I was still barely able to talk I already knew that when her tail started twitching in just such a way, it was time to leave her alone for little while. I didn't need an AI translator or the freaking Cat Whisperer to reveal this to me; I found out all by myself that when her tail started doing that, if I didn't f'k off with all possible speed I would get a striped tattoo on my face. Easy!
 

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It's a pretty common desire among pet owners to want to experience more than the basic form of communication they already have, to connect with them at a level that strengthens the bond and relationship they share. And of course to better understand their needs, emotions, and health without a lot of the guesswork often required for it.
 
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Your dog is barking to tell you that there is someone walking on the sidewalk past your house.

Your cat is meowing because she would like food now please.

There, I just saved you all a shipload of money.
If it's my daughter's cat she is meowing because she hates me and is probably calling me a stupid bitch.

All the other cats love me. That cat, hates me.
 

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If it's my daughter's cat she is meowing because she hates me and is probably calling me a stupid bitch.

All the other cats love me. That cat, hates me.
Our cat toyed with my emotions!

She was definitely my dad's cat. Whenever he was fussing at me for something badly enough to send me to my room, there were a couple of spots she liked to pre-stage at so that she could swat at me as I ran past on my way to the stairs. Not even exaggerating, she would hiss and everything, for no other reason than she knew I was in trouble. 😄

Other times she was nice though. If I was laying on the couch she would sometimes hop up and cuddle. It was so confusing.
 
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Yeah, modern animal mamas and papas need to be able to concentrate on the likes at the social media. No time to communicate with their pets.
Just think how awesome and time saving it would be if the AI app on the phone could tell the cat to sit and look cute and adorable out the window.
Imagine 37 likes extra... wow.
Let's spend the money to develop that, it is a game changer.
 
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