National Emergency Check In

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

*swings bat wildly at the air*

When you arrive at the refugee camps in Canada, you'll have to turn that in. You'll get a free hockey stick, tho.

 

[Veritable Quandry]

When you arrive at the refugee camps in Canada, you'll have to turn that in. You'll get a free hockey stick, tho.

Of course any true Southerner would only recognize a hockey stick as a weapon to use to retrieve their hot sauce.

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Of course any true Southerner would only recognize a hockey stick as a weapon to use to retrieve their hot sauce.

If Darnk gets a little rowdy we'll send in this guy:

 

[Lady Darnk Juniorette]

I WILL HIGH STICK EVERY PUNCHY CANADIAN!!!

 

[Essence Lumin]

Hit me with your hockey stick.
Hit me slowly, hit me quick.
Hit me! Hit me! Hit me!

 

[Sredni Eel]

I was safe, but now I'm out of chocolate. I must brave all the MS-13, MS-14, PG-13, NC-17, and THX-1138 gangs roaming the burning streets to hopefully find an abandoned liquor store where rats have not yet eaten all the candy. Hold me, I'm scared.

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

MS-13, MS-14, PG-13, NC-17, and THX-1138

Yeah, no worries about the AR-15.

 

[Casey Pelous]

Day 3 of the National Emergency. I am back from my mission. Everywhere I went I was confronted by heartbreaking scenes of people trying desperately to act as if there is no emergency at all.

 

[Veritable Quandry]

I was safe, but now I'm out of chocolate. I must brave all the MS-13, MS-14, PG-13, NC-17, and THX-1138 gangs roaming the burning streets to hopefully find an abandoned liquor store where rats have not yet eaten all the candy. Hold me, I'm scared.

Watch out for the MC5.

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Still y u guise no go 4 teh taco trucks on every corner?

 

[Veritable Quandry]

Still y u guise no go 4 teh taco trucks on every corner?

It takes me two blocks to eat a taco.

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

It takes me two blocks to eat a taco.

That's pretty good for Ohio.

 

[Ellie]

Safe to work my arse off on this wonderful Monday morning.

I already live on top of a number of volcanoes, so my cat carrier & bugout bag's been ready for some time.

 

[Kara Spengler]

Of course any true Southerner would only recognize a hockey stick as a weapon to use to retrieve their hot sauce.

I am still laughing at when I ordered something 'hot' in a Thai place and was asked 'thai hot or american hot'. Other countries have better ideas of what 'hot' means, in both usages of the word. For example, Finnish armies build saunas before other structures.

 

[danielravennest]

Day 3 of the National Emergency. I am back from my mission. Everywhere I went I was confronted by heartbreaking scenes of people trying desperately to act as if there is no emergency at all.

Congress is getting into the act. The comments are wonderful.

 

[Casey Pelous]

Day 5 of Our National Emergency.

Went by the Outlet Mall yesterday. IT IS SWARMING WITH CANADIANS! Is this the beginning of the end?

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Day 5 of Our National Emergency.

Went by the Outlet Mall yesterday. IT IS SWARMING WITH CANADIANS! Is this the beginning of the end?

It begins.​

 

[Sid]

Day 5 of Our National Emergency.

Went by the Outlet Mall yesterday. IT IS SWARMING WITH CANADIANS! Is this the beginning of the end?

So Trump wants the wall on the wrong side of the country?

 

[PandoraB]

so basicly Canadian Bacon is happening?

 

[Khamon]

We experienced very much lightning today. A truck was struck by a bolt and burned in a fire! We need our money and we need it now Mister President.

At least the beaver is safe:

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