This Reality Blows
- Sep 20, 2018
- Cat Country (Can't Stop Here)
Watch out for the MC5.I was safe, but now I'm out of chocolate. I must brave all the MS-13, MS-14, PG-13, NC-17, and THX-1138 gangs roaming the burning streets to hopefully find an abandoned liquor store where rats have not yet eaten all the candy. Hold me, I'm scared.
I am still laughing at when I ordered something 'hot' in a Thai place and was asked 'thai hot or american hot'. Other countries have better ideas of what 'hot' means, in both usages of the word. For example, Finnish armies build saunas before other structures.Of course any true Southerner would only recognize a hockey stick as a weapon to use to retrieve their hot sauce.