Yay! May you live in interesting times

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

May your rest home mirror your temperament.

 

[Free]

May your rest home mirror your temperament.

Do they have rest homes on Uranus?

 

[Isabeau]

May you have many unexpected visitors.

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

May you plug your phone in to charge without noticing the cord isn't plugged into the wall socket.

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

May your tissue box fall off the table when you reach for it.

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

May you discover that off brand milk you bought is Vegan.

 

[Pancake]

May your socks always be unmatched.

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

May your socks always be unmatched.

May you unintentionally look punk as hell.

 

[Jolene Benoir]

May your socks always be unmatched.

Hey, my dryer ate the other one! Two socks go in, one comes out.

 

[Beebo Brink]

May the cat barf under your foot be cold.*






* or is warm cat barf worse?

 

[Free]

ANY CAT BARF IS HORRIBLE UNDERFOOT!

 

[Sid]

May all your days be merry and bright
And may all your Christmases be white.

What?
It is only 65 days left.
And I want to be on the nice list this year.
I need a new smartphone.
You know what those things cost these days?

 

[Dakota Tebaldi]

May you catch every red light next time you're running behind.

 

[Free]

May you catch every red light next time you're running behind.

Alanis Morissette thanks you.

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

May you look up a symptom on the internet.

 

[Clara D.]

May your roaches be fat, healthy, and blessed with many children.

 

[Clara D.]

May you always find the shrink-wrap around products to be tougher than your garbage bags.

 

[Clara D.]

May you discover that off brand milk you bought is Vegan.

Made that mistake with cheese once >_<

 

[Jopsy Pendragon]

May the first step of every staircase be just slightly further away than you anticipated.

 

[Soen Eber]

May your grocery order contain decaf.