Is Douchelini in Jail Yet??

[CronoCloud Creeggan]

 

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Emoji math...

 

[CronoCloud Creeggan]

Nobody remembers the Weebl "Badgers Badgers" animation? You know the one with the "Badgers badgers badgers..mushroom mushroom" and then the "snaake ooooohhhh it's snake" and back to badgers again?

 

[Katheryne Helendale]

Nobody remembers the Weebl "Badgers Badgers" animation? You know the one with the "Badgers badgers badgers..mushroom mushroom" and then the "snaake ooooohhhh it's snake" and back to badgers again?

The site still exists, but there doesn't seem to be any sound.

 

[Spirits Rising]

The site still exists, but there doesn't seem to be any sound.

Sound plays here on Brave, Linux.

 

[Argent Stonecutter]

Sound plays here on Brave, Linux.

It's an animated GIF for me.

 

[Essence Lumin]

It's an animated GIF for me.

It isn't an animated gif because they don't play sound.

Edited to add: Ah, here is the one hour version.

https://weebls-stuff.com/toons/badgers/

 

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Trump Admits He Got Jabbed With Multiple Vaccines That His Allies Say Are Poison

US president Donald Trump has received multiple vaccines -- while his allies and appointees continue to rage against them.

futurism.com

Over the weekend, it was revealed that Trump received both a flu shot and a COVID-19 booster during his second physical of 2025. News of Trump’s inoculations came from Trump’s personal physician, Dr. Sean Barbabella, who wrote that the shots were part of a preventative health battery “in preparation for upcoming international travel.”

In any other timeline, the president receiving a routine vaccine battery wouldn’t even be a blip on the radar. But as the Trump administration has cast immense aspersions on vaccination, while fighting tooth and nail to uproot the last remnants of US public health infrastructure, it’s quite a statement.

Doesn't Trump understand the serious risk of autism he's now contending with?

 

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Poor Trump and his fragile ego when it comes to his looks. Maybe if they had used an AI image of Trump in a Superman costume? Surely there's nothing problematic about that.

Trump knocks Time over ‘super bad’ photo with ‘relatively good story about me’

President Trump criticized Time magazine early Tuesday over its new cover photo of him, which was shot from below, features his neck prominently and makes the wisps of hair above his forehead appear transparent from the light from the sun.

The president, on his Truth Social platform, said that while the outlet’s story on his administration’s efforts to reach a ceasefire between Israel and Hamas is “relatively good,” the cover photo “may be the Worst of All Time.”

 

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[Isabeau]

 

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Hey, he's an old man. He has to stay focused on not falling, himself.

 

[Beebo Brink]

Give the guy a break. He's just woken up from his nap, so it takes a few minutes to get his engine started.

 

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lol

Trump asks Supreme Court to throw out E. Jean Carroll’s $5 million verdict

President Donald Trump has asked the U.S. Supreme Court to throw out a jury’s finding in a civil lawsuit that he sexually abused writer E.

apnews.com

President Donald Trump asked the U.S. Supreme Court on Monday to throw out a jury’s finding in a civil lawsuit that he sexually abused writer E. Jean Carroll at a Manhattan department store in the mid-1990s and later defamed her.

Trump’s lawyers argued in a lengthy filing with the high court that allegations leading to the $5 million verdict were “propped up” by a “series of indefensible evidentiary rulings” that allowed Carroll’s lawyers to present “highly inflammatory propensity evidence” against him.

"Propensity evidence?" I'd say Carroll's lawyers had a propensity for facts in their evidence.

 

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Also...

Trump Likely Didn’t Just Get an MRI, Ex–White House Doctor Reveals

A former White House physician exposes the sketchy timeline of Donald Trump’s hospital visit.

newrepublic.com

 

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Is this a sign of his rapidly declining mental state, or has he always been this stupid? This is ironically connected to my previous post, because MRIs use magnets, which is surely a sign that someone knows what they are. It's in the name.

I'm just going straight to posting the Snopes page on this one, to make it clear HE REALLY SAID THIS:

Posts depict real Trump quote: 'Nobody knows what a magnet is'

The president made the comment while discussing how manufacturers need magnets to make a variety of products, including vehicles and computers.

www.snopes.com

EDIT: I'mma agree with Tom Nichols on this one.

 

[Innula Zenovka]

 

[Veritable Quandry]

In retrospect, making them joint heads of the National Science Foundation was probably a mistake.

 

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Another Trump family success story.

Trump's granddaughter shoots 83 in LPGA debut

Kai Trump shot a 13-over 83 on Thursday in her LPGA Tour debut in The Annika, leaving President Donald Trump's granddaughter last in the 108-player field.

www.espn.com

Kai Trump shot a 13-over 83 on Thursday in her LPGA Tour debut in The Annika, leaving President Donald Trump's granddaughter last in the 108-player field.

In breezy afternoon conditions at Pelican Golf Club, the high school senior bogeyed the first four holes and finished the birdie-less round with nine bogeys and two double bogeys.

"I was definitely more nervous than I expected, but I thought I hit a lot of great shots out there," she said. "I hit a lot of good shots just to the wrong spots."

A "lot of good shots just to the wrong spots" is not a definition of good shots, darlin'. By they way, just how did Kai end up playing in the tournament (which continues through Sunday)?

The University of Miami recruit is playing on a sponsor exemption.

Oh, sure. Anyway, so we can compare her skillset to others in her...class, let's take a look at all 3 golfers playing under sponsor exemption:

Anne-Sterre den Dunnen, position: T43, total: even par
Lauryn Nguyen, position: CUT, total: +6
Kai Trump, position: CUT, total: +18

Hmm. In her defense, the player just above Kai on the leaderboard is Benedetta Moresco, who was also cut and ended up at...12 over par. Moresco was the low amateur (lowest or best scoring non-professional player) at the 2023 U.S. Women's Open. Something for Kai to shoot for, I guess.

 

[Beebo Brink]

"I hit a lot of good shots just to the wrong spots."

Very on brand for a Trump family member.