Is Douchelini in Jail Yet??

[Soen Eber]

He also stole one of their gold medals.

 

[Free]

*SHOCK* *DISBELIEF* *INCREDULOUS*

 

[Free]

Just checking in.

 

[Isabeau]

Blanche Devereaux II (@gingerkap23.bsky.social)

It’s so insane that we are living in a time when we can 100% factually state that our presidents signature once served as pubic hair

bsky.app

 

[Casey Pelous]

*SHOCK* *DISBELIEF* *INCREDULOUS*

I kept thinking, "That is weirdly familiar."

Aha!

 

[detrius]

I kept thinking, "That is weirdly familiar."

Aha!

Trump, Musk raise questions, without evidence, about whether nation's gold at Fort Knox has been stolen

Trump suggested he and Elon Musk would go there to check it out firsthand.

abcnews.go.com

"Just checking if the gold hasn't been stolen", said the guy who stole a FIFA gold medal.

 

[Free]

Appeals court upholds E. Jean Carroll's $83 million judgment against Trump

The 2nd U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals rejected the president's appeal of Carroll's separate $5 million verdict against him this year.

www.nbcnews.com

A federal appeals court on Monday rejected President Donald Trump's appeal of writer E. Jean Carroll's defamation verdict against the president, leaving him on the hook for the $83 million judgment.

"[W]e conclude that Trump has failed to identify any grounds that would warrant reconsidering our prior holding on presidential immunity. We also conclude that the district court did not err in any of the challenged rulings and that the jury’s damages awards are fair and reasonable," the ruling by the 2nd U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals said.

"The record in this case supports the district court’s determination that the ‘the degree of reprehensibility’ of Mr. Trump’s conduct was remarkably high, perhaps unprecedented,” the three-judge panel found, referring to the punitive damages award against the president.

Let's keep this rolling.

 

[Innula Zenovka]

He's getting a very slimmed down state visit to the UK, with the public kept well away:

Sky News Details of Trump's second state visit to UK revealed

 

[Khamon]

He's getting a very slimmed down state visit to the UK, with the public kept well away:

Sky News Details of Trump's second state visit to UK revealed

I'm sorry that your Royal Family, military personnel, Windsor employees, and public officials have to deal with him at all. Perhaps the UK will work to break ties with the US. I imagine many countries want to do so.

 

[Free]

The man is broken up.

 

[Cindy Claveau]

Trump scraps plans to send National Guard to Chicago for now, says they're going to Memphis instead

Memphis doesn't want them either.

 

[Free]

Trump makes a completely bonkers claim — and everyone laughs

Trump responded to a question about a U.S. military strike earlier this month on a Venezuelan boat.

www.nj.com

Trump announced earlier this month that 11 people were killed on a boat departing from Venezuela that was allegedly carrying illegal narcotics. The country’s interior minister, Diosdado Cabello, has condemned the attack as “murder” and said that local investigations found no evidence that any of the victims were members of the Tren de Aragua gang or drug traffickers. He accused U.S. Navy personnel of boarding a tuna boat carrying nine fishermen.

When asked on Sunday if Trump was worried about further escalations in the Caribbean, as Venezuela framed the attack as “illegal,” he responded: “What’s illegal are the drugs that were on the boat, and the drugs that are being sent into our country.”

“And the fact that 300 million people died last year from drugs. That’s what’s illegal,” he added.

300 million, huh? Seems like a lot.

700 gazillion people died from gun violence last year, and Trump couldn't give a shit about that. Why is it when they use drugs as their weapon of choice does he suddenly care so much and wants to blow up the salesmen?

 

[Cindy Claveau]

US appeals court rejects Trump bid to oust Fed's Lisa Cook

Awesome! Take that, you Orange Oligarch Bastard!

 

[Innula Zenovka]

Trump tries to stick up The New York Times with a water gun

The lawsuit is beyond parody, even by Trump's standards.

www.publicnotice.co

When first I read about it, I assumed the suit was simply a way of venting his spleen that would go nowhere, but I hadn't realised quite how bonkers it is.

It's not so much a statement of claim as a lengthy late-night Truth Social rant, only properly formatted and spell-checked by his legal team, with the ALL CAPS removed.

Thank you for your attention in this matter.

 

[GoblinCampFollower]

Trump tries to stick up The New York Times with a water gun

The lawsuit is beyond parody, even by Trump's standards.

www.publicnotice.co

When first I read about it, I assumed the suit was simply a way of venting his spleen that would go nowhere, but I hadn't realised quite how bonkers it is.

It's not so much a statement of claim as a lengthy late-night Truth Social rant, only properly formatted and spell-checked by his legal team, with the ALL CAPS removed.

Thank you for your attention in this matter.

I hope they counter sue for a frivolous lawsuit. Like... can I sue people if they don't like my posts enough?

 

[Cindy Claveau]

 

[Free]

I almost punched myself in the head from laughing at this one.

 

[Khamon]

I almost punched myself in the head from laughing at this one.

Silly Trump, it's Hackles, with his clothes on, you remember Hackles, just imagine him wearing clothes and pretending to be an adult.

 

[Free]

Maglink

 

[CronoCloud Creeggan]

Maglink

@#$@$ Melania doesn't know how to properly wear a hat!

Also..ha ha horse took a shit in front of the Orange One.