Is Douchelini in Jail Yet??

[Casey Pelous]

 

[Free]

I may need a rimshot for the following news.

Trump's Dubious Crypto Scheme Falls Flat on Its Face Immediately After Going Live

The website selling the crypto token backed by Donald Trump crashed, while sales have barely reached four percent of the project's goals.

futurism.com

The website of Donald Trump's cryptocurrency project, World Liberty Financial (WLFI), crashed within hours of launching sales of its token that is supposed to raise hundreds of millions of dollars, CoinDesk reports.

Spoiler: it's not making anywhere near that money.

The crash was due to heavy web traffic, according to WLFI advisor Sandy Peng, who told CoinDesk that "the team wasn't expecting this level of interest." Self-own, much?

But despite the flood of users, few actually opened their wallets.

 

[Casey Pelous]

I may need a rimshot for the following news.

Trump's Dubious Crypto Scheme Falls Flat on Its Face Immediately After Going Live

The website selling the crypto token backed by Donald Trump crashed, while sales have barely reached four percent of the project's goals.

futurism.com

One rimshot, coming right up!

 

[Cindy Claveau]

This is one case where the rim shot is silent

 

[Free]

This is one case where the rim shot is silent

It's a gif. IT'S ALWAYS SILENT.

 

[Noodles]

It's a gif. IT'S ALWAYS SILENT.

No no, they can do gifs with sound now!

The FUTURE!

 

[Free]

No no, they can do gifs with sound now!

Taking an mp4 and just calling it a gif is worse than pronouncing it jif.

 

[Free]

Trump says Tim Cook called him to complain about the European Union

The EU fined Apple billions of dollars this year.

www.theverge.com

“Two hours ago, three hours ago, he [Cook] called me,” Trump said. “He said the European Union has just fined us $15 billion... Then on top of that, they got fined by the European Union another $2 billion.” In March, the EU fined Apple around $2 billion after finding that Apple used its dominance to restrict music streaming apps from telling customers about cheaper subscription deals outside the App Store. The EU later won its fight to make Apple pay $14.4 billion in unpaid taxes.

If this actually happened...shouldn't this article say that Tim Apple called him?

Again, if this actually happened: Fucking mega-corporation fucks... And even if it didn't happen.

 

[Free]

"Schlongged."

 

[Free]

Oklahoma Official Hit With Lawsuit for Trump Bible Scam

State education Superintendent Ryan Walters has been sued for his attempt to use Oklahoma schools to line Donald Trump’s pockets.

newrepublic.com

I think the Republicans have become the party of We Need Lawsuits For All.

 

[detrius]

No no, they can do gifs with sound now!

The FUTURE!

Meanwhile, 15 years ago:

 

[Free]

We must save the cows.

 

[Argent Stonecutter]

No no, they can do gifs with sound now!

The FUTURE!

 

[Free]

What do we call a gif that generates earworms?

 

[Noodles]

We must save the cows.

I am convinced. Full MAGA now

Wait, no, I already voted, sorry cows.

 

[Katheryne Helendale]

What do we call a gif that generates earworms?

Earworms? I just played the entire song in my head!

 

[Essence Lumin]

 

[Free]

Who wants to bet that not a single dollar from Trump's wallet was involved.

New Jack Smith documents reveal millions spent on Jan. 6 rally

New documents unsealed in Donald Trump's criminal Jan. 6 case disclosed $3 million spent to get people to the rally that preceded the attack on the Capitol building.Among the nearly 2,000 heavily redacted pages of evidence for charges against Trump related to an attempt to steal the 2020...

www.rawstory.com

 

[Casey Pelous]

I love Anna Cramling!

For those who don't know her, she's a vivacious young woman who is a tournament-level chess player and multi-lingual YouTuber. Her mom and dad are both grandmasters. At one point, her mom, Pia, was the top-ranked woman player in the world. (I don't know why there are separate rankings for women -- maybe at the tournament level men move the pieces with their penises?)

She even got the current top player in the world, Magnus Carlsen, to comment on her Cow Opening. ("It's stupid" and "doesn't make any sense." She was thrilled.)

 

[Casey Pelous]

Who wants to bet that not a single dollar from Trump's wallet was involved.

New Jack Smith documents reveal millions spent on Jan. 6 rally

New documents unsealed in Donald Trump's criminal Jan. 6 case disclosed $3 million spent to get people to the rally that preceded the attack on the Capitol building.Among the nearly 2,000 heavily redacted pages of evidence for charges against Trump related to an attempt to steal the 2020...

www.rawstory.com

I'll take that bet! Gimme a second to figure your odds ......

1:3,000,000

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