Is Douchelini in Jail Yet??

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Yesterday I gave him 24 - 48 hours at most. Any moment now.
Yeah, dude absolutely does not work on weekends and will assume no one else will and will probably blow up on Truth this evening thinking nonone will come for him, more than normal blow ups, admitting everything, trying tondow play it, then telling his cult to go do bad shit to the known witnesses.
 
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Yesterday I gave him 24 - 48 hours at most. Any moment now.
Yeah, dude absolutely does not work on weekends and will assume no one else will and will probably blow up on Truth this evening thinking nonone will come for him, more than normal blow ups, admitting everything, trying tondow play it, then telling his cult to go do bad shit to the known witnesses.

Like clockwork.
 

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Gee, nobody saw this coming!

'Isn't it terrible?' Trump spends the day after arraignment whining about being a victim

The former president in another post wrote: “Every one of these many Fake Charges filed against me by the Corrupt Biden DOJ could have been filed 2.5 years ago, but they waited and waited until I became dominant in the Polls, and then they filed them all, including locals, right in the middle of my Campaign. They want anybody but “TRUMP.” Not fair and perhaps, not legal. ELECTION INTERFERENCE!!!”
More exclamation points, please. It really drives home the whining.
 

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Imagine paying a squad of attorneys millions of dollars but then never listening to their advice. Ironically, that factoid probably gives me more hope than anything else that we can hang the rap on this turd and move on.
 

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Imagine paying a squad of attorneys millions of dollars but then never listening to their advice. Ironically, that factoid probably gives me more hope than anything else that we can hang the rap on this turd and move on.
They just exist to have someone to blame for failure later.



Effectively, they're saying that Trump made the mistake of listening to his lawyers. Ha!
 

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Imagine paying a squad of attorneys millions of dollars but then never listening to their advice. Ironically, that factoid probably gives me more hope than anything else that we can hang the rap on this turd and move on.
He doesn't always pay his bills so...will the next arc be his lawyers sue him for non-payment? Stay tuned!
 

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Imagine paying a squad of attorneys millions of dollars but then never listening to their advice. Ironically, that factoid probably gives me more hope than anything else that we can hang the rap on this turd and move on.
Imagine bringing a mentally unstable person into the justice system and expecting them to follow the rules.

Trump is literally incapable of acting in a typical rational manner. His extreme narcissism -- allowed to progress without any normal checks and balances from society -- will impel him to continue his megalomanic tirades.

We can blame Trump for tearing this country apart as his followers bellow about his "persecution" by the government, but the truth is that there is something deeply wrong with a country that elected a crazed thug to the presidency. That goes beyond the voters who wanted him there. It implicates the entire GOP and the oligarchs who fund them all, the media who turned it into a circus race, and all the other contributors to this massive fail in sanity and governance.
 

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If, as is certainly possible, Trump is incapable of abiding by his bail conditions and, in consequence, finds his bail revoked, where would he be accommodated during his pre-trial detention?

As a former president, he's clearly a very high-risk prisoner, and is entitled to life-long protection by the Secret Service, who would presumably have to monitor and protect him during his incarceration.

At the very least I'd think they'd need to clear out a whole floor, and possibly a whole wing, for him. Or could they hold him on a military base somewhere, or a FBI secure facility, before and during his trial?