Is Douchelini in Jail Yet??

[Essence Lumin]

Truth Social Trump Media lost more than $300 million last quarter on very little revenue | CNN

Very little revenue indeed, $770,000 for the last quarter. 1/3 percent revenue compared to losses.

 

[Free]

Truth Social Trump Media lost more than $300 million last quarter on very little revenue | CNN

Very little revenue indeed, $770,000 for the last quarter. 1/3 percent revenue compared to losses.

When the company is just another grift, it doesn't count on the ledger sheets.

 

[Free]

Rudy Giuliani forced to post $10,000 bond after avoiding Arizona investigators

The former mayor of New York had claimed he was hard to find because he was concerned about his safety

www.salon.com

 

[Innula Zenovka]

 

[Veritable Quandry]

The Trump campaign did not respond to requests for comments about the letter. Speaking to the press recently, Abbasi appeared unconcerned by the threat of legal action. “Donald’s team should watch the movie before they start suing us,” he said. “Everyone’s always talking about him suing a lot of people. They don’t talk about his success rate, though.”

 

[Katheryne Helendale]

Trump swaps bluster for silence, and possibly sleep, in his hush money trial

For weeks, Donald Trump has sat silently in a sterile lower Manhattan courtroom amid a barrage of insults and accusations.

apnews.com

His Royal Flatulence insists he wasn't sleeping, that he'd let us know if he did.

 

[Cindy Claveau]

 

[Govi]

I wonder how the heck anyone assumes that position. When I've tried it, I constantly feel like I'm on the point of staggering forward, horribly off-balance. His physique seems to dictate the exact opposite stance would feel better, leaning back a bit to keep his torso centered better above his feet.

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

 

[Free]

Good thing the New York fraud case took place (and Trump was CONVICTED).

Judge Cannon Humiliated Over Basic Law Lesson in Court

Judge Aileen Cannon received an embarrassing lesson as she was was hearing the latest in Trump’s classified documents case.

newrepublic.com

 

[Bartholomew Gallacher]

Trump is making history again being the first former US president who is now a convicted felon. Problem is he can still run for presidency.

 

[Rose Karuna]

The one good thing I have to say about Donald Trump ...

He will look fucking stunning in orange! Edited to say that I don't think he will get prison time for a single one of the charges he was convicted of but as my Mom always used to say "hope springs eternal".

 

[Cindy Claveau]

 

[Innula Zenovka]

A news story that's not about the verdict, but worth reading anyway

For 20 Years, I Couldn’t Say What Donald Trump Did on the Set of The Apprentice. Now I Can.

The con we pulled on America just won’t die.

slate.com

Evernote Link

 

[Essence Lumin]

 

[Isabeau]

Wait, wait, is that Jesus I hear chuckling? Maybe he DID take the wheel.

 

[Veritable Quandry]

 

[Free]

Which explains the crash.

 

[Cindy Claveau]

 

[Noodles]

I am surprised this has not been a sketch somewhere.

"Jesus take the wheel!"

Jesus pops in like magic.

Jesus: "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS DEVIL'S WORK I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I AM DOING!!!"

(Car crash)