Is Douchelini in Jail Yet??

[Katheryne Helendale]

Donald Trump Compares Himself to Al Capone After Gag Order

Note to Donnie: Al died of syphilis.

Al Capone is turning over in his grave after Trump compared himself to him.

 

[Soen Eber]

Al Capone is turning over in his grave after Trump compared himself to him.

Capone had standards.

 

[Jolene Benoir]

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/oct/17/russian-sources-disappeared-after-trump-declassified-ex-spys-evidence-uk-court-told

In his witness statement, Steele said the decision to declassify his testimony, taken on Trump’s last day in office, resulted in several Russian sources being exposed and suffering “varying consequences”.

He said: “Two of the named Russian sources have not been seen or heard of since. The publication of this document did serious damage to the US government’s Russian operations and their ability to recruit new Russian sources. The claimant’s [Trump’s] actions in this regard were truly shocking and arguably constitute one of the most egregious breaches of intelligence rules and protocol by the US government in recent times.”

 

[Cindy Claveau]

"My Girlfriend, Melania"

Donald Trump's team lashed out at Sen. Mitt Romney (R-UT) over a claim he made about the former president and his wife Melania in a new biography.

Romney told biographer McCay Coppins that he attended a New England Patriots game with his son and Trump before the former president married Melania – who was also present – and Trump boasted that he had the most desirable girlfriend in New York, according to excerpts published by Rolling Stone on Wednesday.

"Trump sidled up to Romney’s son Josh and pointed at a leggy brunette across the room. ‘Have you seen my girlfriend, Melania?’ he asked, smirking. ‘When I drop her, the phone is gonna ring off the hook. Every guy in New York wants to go out with her,’” Coppins wrote in the forthcoming book, Romney: A Reckoning.

 

[Free]

That's gotta hurt.

Biden Campaign Has More Truth Social Followers Than Trump’s

@BidenHQ has 25.7k followers as of late Wednesday afternoon, while @TeamTrump only has 22k.

www.thedailybeast.com

 

[Innula Zenovka]

The kraken takes a plea deal

 

[Veritable Quandry]

Lesson: pay your lawyer's lawyers.

 

[Free]

Speaking of "lawyers"...

"Embarrassing": D.C. court flags Trump lawyer's filing because he's "not a member of the bar"

"Our rules do not allow us to accept filings from attorneys who are not members," a court clerk told John Lauro.

www.salon.com

An attorney for Donald Trump must join the bar of a Washington, D.C., federal appellate court before he can participate in the former president's appeal of a partial gag order, the court said in a Wednesday letter. Trump lawyers John Lauro and Todd Blanche on Tuesday filed a notice of appeal in response to U.S. District Court Judge Tanya Chutkan imposing an order barring parties in Trump's D.C. criminal case from making inflammatory public remarks about staff, potential witnesses and the prosecution.

In the letter to Lauro, the clerk of the U.S. Court of Appeals for the D.C. Circuit informed him he must obtain membership in the court's bar before the court will accept any of his filings. "Our records reveal that you are not a member of the bar of this court," the letter states per The Messenger, adding, "Our rules do not allow us to accept filings from attorneys who are not members." Lauro's application to join the bar is due by Nov. 2, the clerk added. “I’ve been a member of the DC bar and the federal trial court bar for nearly 40 years," Lauro told The Messenger. "This is a routine request from the federal appellate court to join its bar, which I will do in order to represent President Trump in this important matter.”

 

[Casey Pelous]

The kraken takes a plea deal

Exactly as I predicted* 13 weeks ago!

Considering she gives many signs of being what mental health professionals refer to as "100% nuttier than dehydrated squirrel shit", I doubt she'll be a very credible witness, but, oh, the leverage for the prosecutors!



* In my head.

 

[Innula Zenovka]

And the dominoes continue to fall...

 

[Veritable Quandry]

I thought that might happen after Powell flipped and he was set to stand trial alone.

 

[Innula Zenovka]

 

[Essence Lumin]

Trump’s lawyer Christopher Kise apologized to the judge for the violation saying that Trump’s “campaign machinery” forgot to take down the post.

“There was no intention to evade or circumvent or ignore the order,” Kise said, adding that the post had been taken down.

That is just mind bogglingly stupid.

 

[Free]

But but Trump never backs down! Say it ain't so, Donald!!!

 

[Noodles]

Stop threatening and do.

Put that fucker in jail.

 

[Katheryne Helendale]

Enough with the threatening already! Just do it! He's already shown absolutely no interest in obeying the terms of his bail!

 

[Innula Zenovka]

 

[Myradyl Muse]

Could we have a Kraken emoji purdy please?

 

[Cindy Claveau]

Could we have a Kraken emoji purdy please?

I was thinking of a combination meme: Something about Cheeze & Kraken.

 

[detrius]