#IMP45CH #LOCKHIMUP

[Innula Zenovka]

Not the Lügenpresse :

 

[Kara Spengler]

Unreasonably high? You just KNOW he has to be way below average now!

 

[Cindy Claveau]

What Rosenstein’s ouster would mean for Mueller

 

[Cristiano]

 

[GradyE]

The headline writer for this one gets a point.

The Future Of Publishing Is Just Books About Donald Trump Forever Until You Are Dead

"The Future Of Publishing Is Just Books About Donald Trump Forever Until You Are Dead"

Would somebody be a pal and just shoot me now?

 

[Cristiano]

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Oh hey, look at all the people whose voter registrations are mysteriously disappearing.

 

[Sredni Eel]

I listened to part of his press conference. I think I lost most of my brain cells as he word slurried his way though it.

 

[Noodles]

Yeah, make sure if you are checking your full official name on those checks everyone is encouraging. I know I don't show up unless I do, it doesn't like shortened or Nick names.

 

[Free]

Har har har-dee-har har.

Trump accuses China of attempting to meddle in the 2018 midterms, tells world leaders 'they do not want me or us to win'

President Donald Trump on Wednesday accused China of attempting to interfere in the 2018 midterm elections.

"China has been attempting to interfere in our upcoming 2018 election ... against my administration," Trump said in an address to world leaders as the chair of a UN Security Council (UNSC) meeting in New York.

He added, "They do not want me or us to win, because I am the first president ever to challenge China on trade."

 

[Briar Knowlan]

Har har har-dee-har har.

Trump accuses China of attempting to meddle in the 2018 midterms, tells world leaders 'they do not want me or us to win'

They took out a public ad. Nothing like what the Russians have been doing.
He is such a dumb ass.

 

[Katheryne Helendale]

Har har har-dee-har har.

Trump accuses China of attempting to meddle in the 2018 midterms, tells world leaders 'they do not want me or us to win'

It's a sad state of affairs when I actually had to check to see if that article was from The Onion. Sadly, it's not.

 

[Innula Zenovka]

‘This guy doesn’t know anything’: the inside story of Trump’s shambolic transition team

Bannon and Christie together set out to explain to Trump federal law. Months before the election, the law said, the nominees of the two major parties were expected to prepare to take control of the government. The government supplied them with office space in downtown DC, along with computers and rubbish bins and so on, but the campaigns paid their people. To which Trump replied: Fuck the law. I don’t give a fuck about the law. I want my fucking money. Bannon and Christie tried to explain that Trump couldn’t have both his money and a transition.

Shut it down, said Trump. Shut down the transition.

Here Christie and Bannon parted ways. Neither thought it was a good idea to shut down the transition, but each had his own misgivings. Christie thought that Trump had little chance of running the government without a formal transition. Bannon wasn’t so sure if Trump would ever get his mind around running the federal government; he just thought it would look bad if Trump didn’t at least seem to prepare. Seeing that Trump wasn’t listening to Christie, he said: “What do you think Morning Joe will say if you shut down your transition?” What Morning Joe would say – or at least what Bannon thought it would say – was that Trump was closing his presidential transition office because he didn’t think he had any chance of being president.

Trump stopped hollering. For the first time he seemed to have listened.

“That makes sense,” he said.

 

[Kara Spengler]

‘This guy doesn’t know anything’: the inside story of Trump’s shambolic transition team

WTF? I know we make jokes about him all the time but I would put any random millennial against him in a civics quiz and bet money on the kid. Or maybe enter him in 'are you smarter than a fifth grader'.

 

[Katheryne Helendale]

WTF? I know we make jokes about him all the time but I would put any random millennial against him in a civics quiz and bet money on the kid. Or maybe enter him in 'are you smarter than a fifth grader'.

The fifth graders would stomp all over him.

 

[Cindy Claveau]

WTF? I know we make jokes about him all the time but I would put any random millennial against him in a civics quiz and bet money on the kid. Or maybe enter him in 'are you smarter than a fifth grader'.

If that horrifies you, do NOT read Bob Woodward's book. If you do, bring clean underwear.

 

[Kara Spengler]

I listened to part of his press conference. I think I lost most of my brain cells as he word slurried his way though it.

I am starting to wonder if he is having mini-strokes.

 

[Kara Spengler]

If that horrifies you, do NOT read Bob Woodward's book. If you do, bring clean underwear.

Oh, it does not horrify me, he has just gone from 'look at the idiot .... yuk yuk yuk' to 'look at the idiot'.

 

[Innula Zenovka]

Knowing how Trump treated his wives, Vladimir must have seen this coming, I guess: Trump on Kim Jong-un: 'We fell in love'

 

[Jolene Benoir]

Knowing how Trump treated his wives, Vladimir must have seen this coming, I guess: Trump on Kim Jong-un: 'We fell in love'

What Trump likely "fell in love" with was the tinpot dictator caressing his endless need for praise.

Trump has to be completely amoral to justify his absolute ignoring Kim Jong-Un's bad acts such as lining his political enemies up to be shot a few hundred times, eaten by dogs, poisoning his potential rival on foreign land, the starvation of his own people, on and on.

It's either that he's amoral or uninformed, and all that matters to him is that he gets praise. When he meets the devil, and he will if there is a hell, he'd get along famously IF the devil sweetened him up. My hope is that his own personal hell is the exact opposite.