Here you go sir: Shocking.
That's an allusion to The Sun's similar front page on election day in 1992, when they did the same to Neil Kinnock, the then Leader of the Labour Party, only with his head as a light bulb and the headline asking the last person to leave the country to turn off all the lights.
That was the election won by John Major, of course, in a victory that turned out, in the event, not to be the best thing that ever happened to the Conservative Party.
We've been here before, I think -- I well remember Margaret Thatcher's three election victories, including the landslide of 1983. This, however, feels rather different, both because the issue at stake -- our membership of the EU -- is even more significant than was anything on her agenda, no matter how radical.
It's also different because Johnson has so few of her characteristics -- her clear ideological drive and firmly held ideology and principles, no matter how wrong-headed, or her misguided sense of mission.
While it now seems inevitable that we'll leave the EU, I keep on telling myself that I've survived worse -- cancer, for example, and the death of my partner and love of my life -- and that, as then, all that I can do is live through it, since worrying and fretting won't change anything.
That, however, is probably a lot easier for me to say now than it would have been 35 years ago (God... such a long time!) since I don't have any children to worry about.
I'm not making any long-term predictions, since it's clear there's a fundamental change in British politics going on -- Bolsover, of all places, returning a Tory MP used to be up there with flying pigs and hell freezing over -- and a lot depends on who succeeds Corbyn as leader of the Labour Party. Meanwhile, while I understand Jo Swinson's strategy of trying to place the Lib Dems as a safe haven for disenchanted Tory Remainers who were scared of Jeremy Corbyn, that clearly didn't work, so her successor clearly has some thinking to do.
What I'd like to see happen is someone like Emily Thornberry or Keir Starmer take over the Labour Party and start trying to win over left-leaning Lib Dems as part of a campaign to make Labour the voice of the centre-left again, rather than a vehicle for Momentum-style left-wing populism. I'd like to support Jess Phillips but I'm not sure that the qualities which make her such a great campaigner necessarily equip her, on their own, for high political office without prior experience (cf Jeremy Corbyn!). We'll see.
Once Labour have -- please God -- chosen an electable successor to Corbyn and Boris Johnson's hot air and mendacity encounter hard reality, leaving him and us with no one to blame but himself for his and our misfortunes under his leadership -- I give it a year or 18 months -- then things may well look very different for Labour.
One thing's for sure, though -- the only hope of "Getting Brexit done" has now gone out of the window, since revoking the A50 notification was the only way to achieve that. So I think this victory will prove pyrrhic for Johnson and the Tories, particularly once they face an electable opposition, which will be at least some consolation for what they're about to do to the rest of us.