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Sounds about Reich.

Welp.

Under Palo Alto Unified's proposed reopening plan, here's what schools will look like this fall This will be interesting. Also, Halloween is on a Saturday, is an hour longer, and on a full moon. I'm going to burn everyone down if Halloween is cancelled this year.

When I go to the store, I park the cart at the head of the aisle, and run down, grab what I'm after, and run back. It's easier that way.

Well fuck.

Today tried my patience for the stupidity of humanity. I went grocery shopping. While standing in line, I watched the woman ahead of me in horror. Not only was she wearing her mask like a false mustache (it only covered her upper lip), she was also licking her fingers to help open the plastic...

It's already being spun as "Well, he didn't hear the White Power part of the video." I'm fairly sure Trump hires 8 year olds to spin his press.

I've heard some banks have drive up ATMs. Others have pointed out she's a tracheotomy poster child.

They're gonna go surfing?

It was never a nuclear war that was going to kill off the human race. It was always going to be the Stupid.

And just like that, Tom Petty and his family have done America proud.

I have never loved K-Pop fans and teenagers more than I do right now.

I remember my mom's job when I was a kid. She was an administrative assistant at PG&E for as long as I can remember. The first thing she did when she got home after work was peel out of bra, panty hose, and high heeled shoes. I remember how she'd try to joke about how awful it was to have to...

People bitching about the discomfort of wearing a mask should try putting on an underwire bra on a hot day, and then get back to us.

The responses to this do not disappoint. Poor widdel donny.

Hi there. Other Half has been playing this game called Kerbal Space Program, which is a simulation game where you can make rockets and other aircraft and fly them to the moon, orbit the planet, or just fly around for the fun of it. The game includes these little green aliens called Kerbals. A...

This website is visually disturbing and all, but I post it here because the Trump family sent the guy a cease and desist order because slander and use of the Trump name. TrumpSingles.com