Trump Clearly Near Death

[Casey Pelous]

Plenty see it/saw it - they did not care. Others believed they could manipulate him into doing as they wish - the larger ones are partially correct.

See: FIFA Participation Trophy

 

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See: FIFA Participation Trophy

Makes it sound like he got it for playing in at least a few matches. And *we* know that's not possible.

 

[Casey Pelous]

Makes it sound like he got it for playing in at least a few matches. And *we* know that's not possible.

Attendance award? No, that doesn't work....

Mr. Congeniality? Aw, hell no.

Oh! How about, "Fastest Healing Ear?"

 

[Free]

Oh! How about, "Fastest Healing Ear?"

"Most Likely to Pardon You Just For Receiving an Award."

 

[Free]

More with the hand. Well, actually hands.

Trump’s Bruises Spread in Blow to Leavitt’s ‘Hand Shake’ Claim

President Donald Trump slathered a fresh coat of makeup on his right hand for another round of peace talks with Ukraine on Sunday—but it was his other hand that drew attention. Trump, 79, welcomed Ukr...

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[White House Press Secretary Karoline] Leavitt previously attributed the persistent bruising to “minor soft tissue irritation from frequent handshaking and the use of aspirin, which is taken as part of a standard cardiovascular prevention regimen.”

But the handshake defense became a head-scratcher for many social media users after Trump’s left hand began showing discoloration as well.

Maybe now it's from too much hugging?

 

[Spirits Rising]

Can somebody just put his ass out to pasture already?

 

[Jopsy Pendragon]

His cabinet of criminals would still find ways to fuck this country into the ground, even if he was permanently "retired to a farm upstate to live happily ever after".

The federal government should be declared a national disaster and treated like a hazardous superfund clean-up site asap.

 

[Noodles]

Can somebody just put his ass out to pasture already?

No, they need him to last until the halfway point so they can force 9.99 years of President Vance on us.

 

[Casey Pelous]

Can somebody just put take his ass out to pasture the glue factory already?

 

[Free]

Casey is trying to wipe out the glue industry!

 

[Katheryne Helendale]

 

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Sure, defiance.

As Signs of Aging Emerge, Trump Responds With Defiance

President Trump is taking more aspirin than his doctors recommend. He briefly tried wearing compression socks for his swelling ankles, but stopped because he didn’t like them. And he regrets undergoing advanced imaging because it generated scrutiny of his health.

“In retrospect, it’s too bad I took it because it gave them a little ammunition,” Trump said in an interview with The Wall Street Journal on his decision to get a cardiovascular and abdominal scan in October. “I would have been a lot better off if they didn’t, because the fact that I took it said, ‘Oh gee, is something wrong?’ Well, nothing’s wrong.”

Trump, 79, the oldest man to assume the presidency, is showing signs of aging in public and private, according to people close to him. Yet he has at times eschewed the advice of his doctors and scoffed at the medical community’s widely accepted health recommendations, relying instead on what he calls his “good genetics.”

Trump gets little sleep and has recently struggled to keep his eyes open during several televised events in the West Wing. Aides, donors and friends say they often have to speak loudly in meetings with the president because he strains to hear. Aside from golf, Trump doesn’t get regular exercise, and he is known to consume a diet heavy on salty and fatty foods, such as hamburgers and french fries.

The large dose of aspirin he chooses to take daily has caused him to bruise easily, he said, and he has been encouraged by his doctors to take a lower dose. But Trump has declined to switch because he has been taking it for 25 years. “I’m a little superstitious,” he said in the interview.

Wasn't his aspirin use supposed to be part of a "standard cardiovascular prevention regiment [sic]?" I guess Trump is his own heart doctor now, since it seems he's the only one prescribing this regimen.

 

[Jopsy Pendragon]

 

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It's becoming a regular, and obvious, thing.

Randahl Fink (@randahl.bsky.social)

Trump is clearly not well. At a meeting with oil industry CEO’s Trump suddenly interrupts his introductory remarks, gets up and looks out the window and starts talking about his ballroom. Trump then realizes his mistake and says “unusual time to look”, and sits back down to continue.

bsky.app

Trump Gets Up, Walks Away From Meeting To Stare Out Window At Ballroom

 

[Lexxi]

As per this thread, Trump has been near dead since Sept. 1 2025.

 

[Free]

As per this thread, Trump has been near dead since Sept. 1 2025.

Brain death is apparently not like it once used to be.

 

[Free]

Drowsy Don, still napping on the job.

Trump, 79, Falls Asleep in Weird Press Conference About Milk

New year, same old Trump.

newrepublic.com

(I'm not sure the video at the link proves he was sleeping, but check for a reaction to his possible flatulence from a couple unfortunate kids...)

 

[Innula Zenovka]

"Just resting my eyes."

 

[Casey Pelous]

"Just resting my eyes."

Pining for the fjords.

 

[Soen Eber]

Pining for the fjords.

*Crosses fingers*