Yay! Nobody Cares about Tickle Me Elmo Musk

[Noodles]

Maybe:

onion person (@junlper.beer)

adrian dittman is elon musk confirmed

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onion person (@junlper.beer)

jesus christ this guys needs genuine help [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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I fucking hate this timeline. Can Putin just nuke the world and end all of this nonsense already?

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

I fucking hate this timeline. Can Putin just nuke the world and end all of this nonsense already?

Only if it affects only the people who opt in to your solution.

 

[Jopsy Pendragon]

Elon epek

Seth Abramson (@sethabramson.bsky.social)

l'm going to say what every Musk biographer knows: he should've been deported from the US 25+ years ago and never allowed in the country again. It's not just that he's about to become an unelected President of the United States despite being ineligible for the role, it's that he _shouldn't be here_.

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Maybe someone will suggest "civil forfeiture" to the dictator elect... and one of his many unconditional but unimpeachable official acts will be too seize all Elon's assets and deport him to guantanamo...

 

[Khamon]

Elon epek

Maybe someone will suggest "civil forfeiture" to the dictator elect... and one of his many unconditional but unimpeachable official acts will be too seize all Elon's assets and deport him to guantanamo...

We can label him Cardinal Welonsey and see if they catch the reference.

 

[Innula Zenovka]

Katie Drummond (@katie-drummond.bsky.social)

Elon Musk has posted ***300 TIMES*** about UK "grooming gangs" in the last ten days. Including: Calling for UK government officials to be hanged and jailed; demanding the removal of Keir Starmer as UK prime minister; suggesting Tommy Robinson be released from prison...

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This is an old, old canard advanced by the extreme right years ago -- long story short, the decision not to prosecute was taken at a much lower level, by the local office that would be bringing the prosecution, and the file never got anywhere near Keir Starmer's desk when he was national head of the Crown Prosecution Service (and nor would anyone who knows how the CPS works expect it to).

Boris Johnson picked it up briefly, to the horror of most of his parliamentary party (and one of his closest and longest-serving advisors from back when he was Mayor of London resigned because she was so outraged) and the matter has been the subject of several exhaustive inquiries.

There were multiple failures in the Rochdale case, by the local police, the local Crown Prosecution Service and the local Social Services, but none of them can be laid at Starmer's door.

 

[Cindy Claveau]

 

[Jopsy Pendragon]

Trivial clarification: that random "Elon epek" above was going to be:

'Elon "Ipecac Maximus" Musk

In dishonor of his new trollish *Twitter* handle. I didn't notice it was still there as an unfinished thought when I went off in a different direction.

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

It looked like a mocking “Elon is Epic” so it worked nonetheless.

 

[Noodles]

People keep leaving oit Twitter like that was not part pf the cost of buying the Presidency.

Also, this, is 100% why Luigi is getting hit so hard by the media. Nobody is praising him for comitting murder, no one thinks he is innocent, they are not cheering that. They are cheering the reminder that its the .01% vs everyone else. They cheer for the same reason they cheer for OccupyWallStreet, which probably needs to be a thing again.

 

[Argent Stonecutter]

Occupy Pennsylvania Avenue

 

[Innula Zenovka]

Elon Musk calls for Nigel Farage to be replaced as Reform UK leader

Nigel Farage claims Musk's call is due to a disagreement over support for far-right activist Tommy Robinson.

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This is priceless. He's pivoted from toying with the idea of giving Farage's Reform Party $100 million to wanting Farage replaced as leader, presumably because Farage doesn't agree with his "free Tommy Robinson" campaign.

He seems completely ignorant of British politics, in that Farage is trying, with alarming success, to be the respectable face of far-right politics in the UK, and this means he and his party have to distance themselves from the far-right's openly fascist, thuggish, criminal element, as personified by Stephen Yaxley-Lennon (alias Tommy Robinson). Farage ditched his old party, UKIP, precisely because they allowed Yaxley-Lennon to join, thus making their true nature all too clear.

Farage can't be seen to agree with Musk's stanning for Tommy Robinson, because it would poison his reputation here. Mind you, Musk's reputation isn't much better

Larry the Cat (@number10cat.bsky.social)

Musk is hugely unpopular with people in the UK and even more unpopular amongst people exposed to his ramblings on Twitter

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ETA

 

[Free]

He seems completely ignorant of British politics

It's fair to say one can make that claim about him on a host of topics.

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

This guy puts it well.

Elon's the kind of guy that no matter how many times he humiliates himself he can't shake loose of this delusion that he's an expert on everything. The legions of babbling yes-bros don't make it any easier.

 

[Tigger]

Musk also seems to be ignorant of the fact that Reform isn't a party, its a company and Farage has complete control of it. He literally cannot be replaced unless he wants to go.

 

[Jopsy Pendragon]

This guy puts it well.

Elon's the kind of guy that no matter how many times he humiliates himself he can't shake loose of this delusion that he's an expert on everything. The legions of babbling yes-bros don't make it any easier.

The only schmucks on the internet that seem to regularly find just enough mental floss to hang themselves with are that idiot, Benjamin Shapiro and... of all people... Kevin Sorbo, whose every post seems to provoke a 'failed actor says what?' barrage of disdain.

You gotta have some pretty serious cognitive dissonance to be able to continue being so boldly wrong over and over and over...

 

[Innula Zenovka]

Musk also seems to be ignorant of the fact that Reform isn't a party, its a company and Farage has complete control of it. He literally cannot be replaced unless he wants to go.

That's not all he's ignorant about

5 Elon Musk tweets which show he knows absolutely nothing about British politics

After facing condemnation for attacking “Two Tier Keir” Starmer online back in August and claiming “civil war is inevitable” just days after far-right riots took place across England in response to anti-immigrant misinformation, Trump ally and Twitter/X owner Elon Musk is once again wading into...

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[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Musk also seems to be ignorant of the fact that Reform isn't a party, its a company and Farage has complete control of it. He literally cannot be replaced unless he wants to go.

Nigel should put it up for $46 billion.

 

[Innula Zenovka]

Good grief

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

 

[Free]

"F u retard"
~Elon Musk, January 6 2025