Why does santa have a big Sack? He only Cums once a year.
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If it doesn't move, eat it.
If it moves, kill it.
Then eat it.
If it moves, kill it.
Then eat it.
Water dissolving and water removing
There is water at the bottom of the ocean
Under the water, carry the water
Remove the water from the bottom of the ocean
Water dissolving and water removing
(Talking Heads - Once In a Lifetime)
There is water at the bottom of the ocean
Under the water, carry the water
Remove the water from the bottom of the ocean
Water dissolving and water removing
(Talking Heads - Once In a Lifetime)
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. I lost my case.
I made a song about a burrito once.
Actually it was more of a wrap.
Actually it was more of a wrap.
A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy.
Did you hear about the two artists who held an art contest? It ended in a draw.
I was trying out my new boomerang. I threw it, then waited. I wondered where it might have gone to. Then it hit me.
To the Thief who took my anti-depressants. I hope your Happy!
Love, peace and harmony?
Love, peace and harmony?
Oh, very nice
Very nice
Very nice
Very nice
But maybe in the next world
(The Smiths - Death of a Disco Dancer)
Love, peace and harmony?
Oh, very nice
Very nice
Very nice
Very nice
But maybe in the next world
(The Smiths - Death of a Disco Dancer)
SL res 2006
What’s a demon’s favorite handwriting style? Cursive.
A renaissance, another day
To tiptoe on the balustrade
Get over you, like anything
I ever could
It's easier from far away
Imagine this another way
I know the lines to every play
The best ones cry
(San Fermin - Renaissance!)
To tiptoe on the balustrade
Get over you, like anything
I ever could
It's easier from far away
Imagine this another way
I know the lines to every play
The best ones cry
(San Fermin - Renaissance!)
I met my wife on a dating site. We just clicked.
My girlfriend is leaving me saying I am not American enough.
Saw it coming a kilometer away.
Saw it coming a kilometer away.
Nasty Elon Musk nickname spotting: "apartheid rocket man."
Wooooo hoooo
Wooooo hoooo
Wooooo hoooo
Wooooo hoooo
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet
It wasn't easy
But nothing is
No
(Blur - Song 2)
Wooooo hoooo
Wooooo hoooo
Wooooo hoooo
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet
It wasn't easy
But nothing is
No
(Blur - Song 2)
Women think having a penis is easy...
But sometimes it's really hard.
But sometimes it's really hard.