You Are Donald Trump

[Arkad Baxton]

You are Donald Trump: I opened this topic to see, what would the lot of you say if you'd be Donald Trump and carry his personality.

Me first, then:
“I'm important. Possibly the most important.”

 

[Soen Eber]

I would fire the entire cabinet and Trump whisperers like Steven Miller and Vaughn (spelling?), and look for serious and realistic replacements. I would declare "victory" over Iran and spend a lot of soft power and money around the gulf to expedite pipeline and port infrastructure to freeze out Iran's control over shipping. I would drop the disastrous (spelling of disastrous MAKES NO SENSE) tariffs. I would reform private equity TO DEATH. Why no social reforms yet? Triage. The nation is bleeding, and I'll need the conservatives to get the economy back on track first. The heart of politics is knowing how to count. I'll bring back Bush appointees to fill vital positions along with long-serving justice and intelligence officials, again because knowing how to count is fundamental. I'll then drop copies of the unredacted Epstein files on the Washington Post, NPR, the New York Times, LA Examiner, and well-respected European and Asian papers. I think that's probably all I'd be able to get done in two years, other than transferring 90% of the ICE budget to food support and Medicare, and appoint John Kiriakou as the new head of the CiA.

I'd then disappear, and write a tell-all confession titled "Why I Also Hate the Republican Party."

 

[Free]

Possibly

“I'm important. Possibly the most important.”

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[GoblinCampFollower]

Possibly


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I think his idea of being modest is to say stuff like "some would say I am more holy than Jesus!!" To him, the "some would say" makes it modest enough!

 

[Noodles]

Is this like a roleplay prompt?

"I have decided for the good of all the world, I am going to parachute from Air Force One without a chute."

 

[Arkad Baxton]

lol sorry guys I opened this topic, how the lot of you replace that sentence with anything if you'd be Donald Trump and carry his personality. I'll make that clearer in the OP.

 

[Arkad Baxton]

Is this like a roleplay prompt?

"I have decided for the good of all the world, I am going to parachute from Air Force One without a chute."

I love that one. We can dream, can't we?

 

[Innula Zenovka]

You are Donald Trump: I opened this topic to see, what would the lot of you say if you'd be Donald Trump and carry his personality.

Me first, then:
“I'm important. Possibly the most important.”

“Possibly? No. Not possibly. I’m the most important. Everybody says it. Very important people say it. Nobody’s ever been more important, frankly. Maybe Lincoln. But Lincoln had it easier.”

 

[detrius]

"People say I'm the most important since Jesus."

 

[Argent Stonecutter]

Wouldn't that be "since the Beatles"?

 

[detrius]

Wouldn't that be "since the Beatles"?

Yeah, but we skipped that step since Innula entered with Lincoln and Trump's self-aggrandizing only goes in one direction.

Also, the Beatles are foreign, so Trump probably wouldn't consider them important. (Also, I don't think he's capable of appreciating any form of artistic expression.)

 

[Bartholomew Gallacher]

Yeah, but we skipped that step since Innula entered with Lincoln and Trump's self-aggrandizing only goes in one direction.

Also, the Beatles are foreign, so Trump probably wouldn't consider them important. (Also, I don't think he's capable of appreciating any form of artistic expression.)

I am sure that Trump is able to appreciate the music of Nicki Minaj below, an open Trump supporter. She also met him in person.

Fictional Trump quote: "God is just reigning for now in heaven because I am not there yet."

 

[detrius]

I am sure that Trump is able to appreciate the music of Nicki Minaj below, an open Trump supporter. She also met him in person.

It's not the music that he appreciates.

Also, she's not his type.

 

[Arkad Baxton]

“Possibly? No. Not possibly. I’m the most important. Everybody says it. Very important people say it. Nobody’s ever been more important, frankly. Maybe Lincoln. But Lincoln had it easier.”

Spot on lol

 

[Soen Eber]

You are Donald Trump: I opened this topic to see, what would the lot of you say if you'd be Donald Trump and carry his personality.

Me first, then:
“I'm important. Possibly the most important.”

"Possibly? Possibly? OK, I am feeling humble today, I'd say probably. Gotta please the religious folks. Maybe, I'd say maybe after Jesus. You know definitely Jesus, but I haven't come back from the dead yet but my ear - my ear, what a miraculous recovery, no one never had a recovery like that, losing part of an ear and TOTAL RECOVERY. That's really saying something. People are saying, lots of people are saying it's a miracle. Is it too late to be Catholic? Never too late. What's that I hear? Patron Saint of politics? Saint Donald? I'll buy that and you know, I've got a book coming out about my MIRACULOUS recovery. It's falling off the shelves, moving like pancakes and I tell you, and there's gold lettering on the cover, gold stitching in the binding. You should buy it. Everyone should bye it? Of course everyone should buy it. A book of miracles by a saint, keep it by your bedside, pass it down to your children, your children's children. They'll be protected for life! A Golden Relic! The national archives should buy hundreds, no! Thousands of them and sell them to settle the national debt. A miracle! Another miracle! I've got nothing but miracles. Elect me for a third term and there will be miracles all over, look under your seat, another miracle! One for you, one for you, maybe two for this guy, he looks like a Trump doner! Miracles for everyone!

 

[detrius]

 

[Veritable Quandry]

/me grabs a sharpie and a globe, asks the nearest blonde to show me where the Middle East is...

 

[GoblinCampFollower]

I am sure that Trump is able to appreciate the music of Nicki Minaj below, an open Trump supporter. She also met him in person.

Fictional Trump quote: "God is just reigning for now in heaven because I am not there yet."

I really think she maybe wins the award for some of the dumbest rationales for switching parties. I even kind of liked her before hearing her incredibly dumb takes.

 

[detrius]

I really think she maybe wins the award for some of the dumbest rationales for switching parties. I even kind of liked her before hearing her incredibly dumb takes.

I haven't really paid any attention to her.

Which demographics does she hate? Poor people, immigrants, transgender people, Muslims?

 

[Jopsy Pendragon]

"A LOT of very important people are saying things right now, VERY STRONG things, and they are RIGHT. Everybody knows it. The smart people know it, the successful people know it, the American People know it, and of course the disgusting Fake News Media knows it too, which is why they are going CRAZY. People come up to me all the time, strong people, tough people, beautiful people, sometimes with tears in their eyes, and they say, “Sir, nobody else could have done this.” And they’re right! We are doing something so BIG, so HISTORIC, so incredibly successful that nobody has ever seen anything like it. The BEST people are working on it, truly incredible people, and the plan is already taking shape. It is a GREAT plan. A perfect plan. People are going to LOVE it. We’ll know everything in two weeks, and when you see what we have done you are going to say WOW. The numbers are tremendous. The support is unbelievable. Even people who never liked me are saying, “President Trump was right all along.” A very nasty reporter asked me what exactly I was talking about. What a stupid question. Very dishonest. Very unattractive. Why does the Media hate SUCCESS? Why do they hate WINNING? Why do they hate AMERICA? Doesn’t matter. We are moving forward at a level nobody thought possible and the results are going to be absolutely MASSIVE. Everyone is talking about it. Everyone wants it. Everyone knows. STAY TUNED!!! Thank you for your attention to this matter. PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP"