You Are Donald Trump

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You are Donald Trump: I opened this topic to see, what would the lot of you say if you'd be Donald Trump and carry his personality.

Me first, then:
“I'm important. Possibly the most important.”
 
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I would fire the entire cabinet and Trump whisperers like Steven Miller and Vaughn (spelling?), and look for serious and realistic replacements. I would declare "victory" over Iran and spend a lot of soft power and money around the gulf to expedite pipeline and port infrastructure to freeze out Iran's control over shipping. I would drop the disastrous (spelling of disastrous MAKES NO SENSE) tariffs. I would reform private equity TO DEATH. Why no social reforms yet? Triage. The nation is bleeding, and I'll need the conservatives to get the economy back on track first. The heart of politics is knowing how to count. I'll bring back Bush appointees to fill vital positions along with long-serving justice and intelligence officials, again because knowing how to count is fundamental. I'll then drop copies of the unredacted Epstein files on the Washington Post, NPR, the New York Times, LA Examiner, and well-respected European and Asian papers. I think that's probably all I'd be able to get done in two years, other than transferring 90% of the ICE budget to food support and Medicare, and appoint John Kiriakou as the new head of the CiA.

I'd then disappear, and write a tell-all confession titled "Why I Also Hate the Republican Party."
 

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lol sorry guys I opened this topic, how the lot of you replace that sentence with anything if you'd be Donald Trump and carry his personality. I'll make that clearer in the OP.
 

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You are Donald Trump: I opened this topic to see, what would the lot of you say if you'd be Donald Trump and carry his personality.

Me first, then:
“I'm important. Possibly the most important.”
“Possibly? No. Not possibly. I’m the most important. Everybody says it. Very important people say it. Nobody’s ever been more important, frankly. Maybe Lincoln. But Lincoln had it easier.”
 

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"People say I'm the most important since Jesus."
 

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Wouldn't that be "since the Beatles"?
Yeah, but we skipped that step since Innula entered with Lincoln and Trump's self-aggrandizing only goes in one direction.

Also, the Beatles are foreign, so Trump probably wouldn't consider them important. (Also, I don't think he's capable of appreciating any form of artistic expression.)
 

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Yeah, but we skipped that step since Innula entered with Lincoln and Trump's self-aggrandizing only goes in one direction.

Also, the Beatles are foreign, so Trump probably wouldn't consider them important. (Also, I don't think he's capable of appreciating any form of artistic expression.)
I am sure that Trump is able to appreciate the music of Nicki Minaj below, an open Trump supporter. She also met him in person.



Fictional Trump quote: "God is just reigning for now in heaven because I am not there yet."
 

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You are Donald Trump: I opened this topic to see, what would the lot of you say if you'd be Donald Trump and carry his personality.

Me first, then:
“I'm important. Possibly the most important.”
"Possibly? Possibly? OK, I am feeling humble today, I'd say probably. Gotta please the religious folks. Maybe, I'd say maybe after Jesus. You know definitely Jesus, but I haven't come back from the dead yet but my ear - my ear, what a miraculous recovery, no one never had a recovery like that, losing part of an ear and TOTAL RECOVERY. That's really saying something. People are saying, lots of people are saying it's a miracle. Is it too late to be Catholic? Never too late. What's that I hear? Patron Saint of politics? Saint Donald? I'll buy that and you know, I've got a book coming out about my MIRACULOUS recovery. It's falling off the shelves, moving like pancakes and I tell you, and there's gold lettering on the cover, gold stitching in the binding. You should buy it. Everyone should bye it? Of course everyone should buy it. A book of miracles by a saint, keep it by your bedside, pass it down to your children, your children's children. They'll be protected for life! A Golden Relic! The national archives should buy hundreds, no! Thousands of them and sell them to settle the national debt. A miracle! Another miracle! I've got nothing but miracles. Elect me for a third term and there will be miracles all over, look under your seat, another miracle! One for you, one for you, maybe two for this guy, he looks like a Trump doner! Miracles for everyone!